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So next week finally arrived.... Mr. Chan and Je are both looking forward to meet up with Juls for a drink. Now, you must be wondering why a big fuss? After all, it's only a casual meeting. For some of you, a casual meeting happens everyday with friends and buddies. For others, casual meeting can be a formal meeting in that, 'the friend' has to be informed WAY in advance. And even so, there's no guarantee in meeting up.

Anyway....

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
so juls.... when are we meeting up?

julie says:
err, friday or saturday lor.. let me know which day you prefer... pls inform Mr. Chan

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
eh eh... add him to the conversation la...

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION has been added to the conversation

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
juls said to meet on either friday or saturday... which day you prefer?

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
friday lor... mana mau meet?

julie says:
anywhere lor... can meet at ur 'usual place'...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
ok.. after 10pm can?

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
ok set... pls dun ffk us juls...

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
ada gossip arr? sien la... je ur best fren never tell you stories meh?

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
same ol' stuff lor... SSDD - same shit different day

julie says:
aiyo... we listen until sien d la... you not sien meh mr chan? no need to tell oso i noe wat happen... with the amount of time spent... we can make a film out of this la...

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
hahahahahahaha....... who knows... maybe je got hot new gossips leh... that we dunno...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
sori to disappoint u... but no... dun haf new gossip... so you may now bore yourself to death...

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
aiseh... send you out there on the field and this is the answer you giving... you're fired!! i'll haf to recruit my loyal hammett to do the job la...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
sori sir... i shall pack my bags and go..

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
i just discover something very interesting you can join that will kill your time now that you are fired...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
that is??

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
with this new job.. you no longer work for anyone... you work for urself and the money is plenty.. let me ask you a few questions... would you like to change your car to a BMW in the next year so? would like to show off to your friends that you can earn up to 10k a month? would you like to sit around, lepak with friends and still get paid?

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
errr??

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
if you say yes to all of the above... search no more... all you need to do is to invest a sum of 30k and all your dreams will come true...

julie says:
excuse me arr.. am i still in the conversation or wat??

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
yes juls... you can join too... and together we can con more people into joining and we can be millionaires driving the latest bmw...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
rite!!

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
dun bliv me? check out my new bmw... *tut* i just got it yesterday... would you like to go for a ride?

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
wow... how very interesting... did you steal it from someone? it does look new...

julie says:
err... y suddenly got bmw arr?

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
u c... LB changed my life... since i join, everything is brand new for me.. my car, my clothes, my everything... it's a wonderful feeling.. as a friend... i would encourage you to join me and have everything like me too...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
eh... there's a car sticker that says ABC car rental.. did you rent this car?

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
erm... no... i bought it... *ring ring* excuse me for a while... phone call.. busy man as usual...
yes yes... dammit... i'll return the car to you in an hr's time as promised... i'm meeting a potential client rite now.... my kancil? oh u mean my SLK... yes yes... will come by for it after i return the bmw...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
eh... u rented the car izzit? i overheard your conversation...

julie says:
yah la.. think we stoopid izzit? think we got no brains izzit? fucking 30k ok...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
and if you say this mlm works... then you invest the 30k for me la... sure u get back ur money in no time rite? then you can buy urself an additional merc or bm.... ok mar... no need to ask me to invest as i aint gonna do that...

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
with my success u still wanna doubt arr? i got lotsa testimony to show you that this LB thing is working perfectly for all of us...

julie says:
then fine la... like je said... you invest the 30k for us... then we'll see how good this thing is.. u think no need to work money can fall from the sky arr? dream on... like that we might as well sit at home and sleep?

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
err... i need to go.. need to return the car... i mean need to send the car to the workshop...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
eh? thot you said you just bought the car? send to workshop? and watz this kancil that i heard you saying?

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
hehe.. that's my other car... it's SLK... anyway... gotta run... could you also pay for my drinks? i got no money... i mean i left my wallet at home... thanks. bye!

julie says:
wat??

julie says:
hahahahah!!!

Manson - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
fuck man those LB ah bengs... cant stand them... big time conman...

jeli®: Warning! Mafia on board... says:
maybe they're just jealous of our simple life leh?

And so the stories continue.. Perhaps you may think that we got no life... but let me tell you that working life will not be as fun if we do not have msn to chat and to update each other on the happenings around us.

Friday finally came....

As usual Je will be the first to arrive. Shortly after that... Mr. Chan arrives...

Mr. Chan: Mana itu Julie?
Je: Belum sampai lagi kua... Think she should be here anytime now...
Mr. Chan: Sudah part 10.30 wor... Let me call her to see where she is right now...
Mr. Chan: Wei.. mana you? Me and Je sudah habis minum... pls come and settle the bill now...
Mr. Chan: ......
Mr. Chan: ......
Je: Apasal?
Mr. Chan: No lor... we did not receive your sms (still talking to Juls). You think if we receive we'll call and kacau you anot? I dun care you come and settle the bill.... (puts down the phone)
Je: Let me guess.... Juls cant make it?
Mr. Chan: What's new? So macam mana? Just the two of us again...
Je: You never give her some izzit?
Mr. Chan: Give her? She ain't getting any ok... Coz she din show up...

Again, some things never change... Je and Mr. Chan spent the night alone at the mamak stall waiting for the time when Juls would actually turn up and settle the bill... I mean join them in the casual meeting...

Till next time..

I'm ex-housemate #2 signing off - Take care of yourself... and each other