So long, farewell…
Winter’s in, winter’s out,
Summer’s here & without a doubt
For the 4 Stooges the good times are to come to an end,
Kinda like what happens when you’ve run out of money to spend,
(Yes, I know you, know who I’m talking about..)
The semester ends & a new one begins,
Bringing with it a lot of change in the winds,
Alas, the 4 Stooges must pack up and go,
For their degrees have been earned & gotten so,
On an airplane they hop back to Kay Ell,
Lugging lots of luggage, memories, dreams & …..
Oh you get what I mean, what the hell,
They bid goodbye to Perth with a heavy heart,
Bye to Norman Street, St. James & delicious chocolate chip cookies from K-Mart,
They whisper so long to David Thamb & Mrs. Kay,
As well as to the bond money which they weren’t paid,
They say adieu & take care to Oriel’s, Fast Ed’s, Conca’s and all their delicious fare,
Goodbye to seafood chowder, fish & chips & all the wondrous food that went straight to their hips (and Mr. Chan’s tummy),
They said ‘Have fun!’ to the puddle surfing fellow with the green car,
They said “Nice meeting ya!’ to Joe & his art bazaar,
Goodbye to the heater that heats nothing at all,
Goodbye to the crows that go, ‘Caw, caw, caw’,
Goodbye to Minah & her stupid Malay band,
Goodbye to stale donuts that would start going green and bland,
Goodbye to scary screensavers that freak them out in the hall,
Goodbye to Juls broken slippers and playing football,
Most importantly, they kissed their freedom forever goodbye,
To step into the world as good, hard-working individuals like you and I,
And now, when you see them around,
Sitting at the mamak, laughing the place down,
Try asking them, “What do they miss most on earth?”
They’ll say…
Mr. Chan: We miss Perth…
#1 & #2: Yeah… we do Ron, Ron, Ron,
We do Ron, Ron…..
So, thus a chapter in the lives of the Usual Gang of Idiots ends here.
But all is not lost, for now, stories of the Usual Gang continues in Kay Ell..
Here's EX Housemate #1 a.k.a Juls - tea addict signing off...
Summer’s here & without a doubt
For the 4 Stooges the good times are to come to an end,
Kinda like what happens when you’ve run out of money to spend,
(Yes, I know you, know who I’m talking about..)
The semester ends & a new one begins,
Bringing with it a lot of change in the winds,
Alas, the 4 Stooges must pack up and go,
For their degrees have been earned & gotten so,
On an airplane they hop back to Kay Ell,
Lugging lots of luggage, memories, dreams & …..
Oh you get what I mean, what the hell,
They bid goodbye to Perth with a heavy heart,
Bye to Norman Street, St. James & delicious chocolate chip cookies from K-Mart,
They whisper so long to David Thamb & Mrs. Kay,
As well as to the bond money which they weren’t paid,
They say adieu & take care to Oriel’s, Fast Ed’s, Conca’s and all their delicious fare,
Goodbye to seafood chowder, fish & chips & all the wondrous food that went straight to their hips (and Mr. Chan’s tummy),
They said ‘Have fun!’ to the puddle surfing fellow with the green car,
They said “Nice meeting ya!’ to Joe & his art bazaar,
Goodbye to the heater that heats nothing at all,
Goodbye to the crows that go, ‘Caw, caw, caw’,
Goodbye to Minah & her stupid Malay band,
Goodbye to stale donuts that would start going green and bland,
Goodbye to scary screensavers that freak them out in the hall,
Goodbye to Juls broken slippers and playing football,
Most importantly, they kissed their freedom forever goodbye,
To step into the world as good, hard-working individuals like you and I,
And now, when you see them around,
Sitting at the mamak, laughing the place down,
Try asking them, “What do they miss most on earth?”
They’ll say…
Mr. Chan: We miss Perth…
#1 & #2: Yeah… we do Ron, Ron, Ron,
We do Ron, Ron…..
So, thus a chapter in the lives of the Usual Gang of Idiots ends here.
But all is not lost, for now, stories of the Usual Gang continues in Kay Ell..
Here's EX Housemate #1 a.k.a Juls - tea addict signing off...
7 Comments:
good ol' perth... mrs. kay, david thamb, cell members, civic video, mcD's.... all the good things in life....
well... life goes on... and we have to move on and guess where we are right now??? slaves to our jobs... don't get me wrong... not complaining... just that... so much work to do so little time!!!
stay tune for the next episode of the housemates... i mean ex-housemates... ta!!
Juls..this i have to say,
all these days of waiting, off it pays,
For me and Je has been waiting,
"A tremendous blog" i'll say...
bravo juls..bravo..this is a very good end of our days in perth and let us all welcome "days after perth"
*sob sob...i miss perth..sob..*
Thank you.. thank you very much..
Yes.. I need moments of inspiration to get things going.. sorry for the long wait.
Haha... so anyway... Mr. Chan, u can begin our new chapter of Days After Perth d la..
yes..i will do that this week..:P
CHEERS TO PERTH!!
Did Mr. Chan bring home his Baby P and Baby H??
Come to think of it, who had custody over them?? Hahahah....
On a seperate note, I didn't know Mr Chan had much to blog about his life in KL. Allow me to summarise his blog.
- Wake up
- Watch Marilyn Manson video
- Masturbate
- Lunch
- Continue watching MM video
- Masturbate
- Dinner
- Play with Baby P and Baby H
- Sleep
- Rinse and Repeat
heartthrob...i think you wanna die..and i am happy to help you with that..
you wanna slow death or a fast one?
on second thought..i think i will tie u up on a tree..remove ur pants and underwear (if u're wearing any)..i will use some leaves or tree branch to tickle ur dick and ur balls and when u got an erection...i will pour some honey onto your dick..especially on the head and ur pee hole..
i will then pour some hundreds of thousands of furious red ants all over ur genital...especially on the head and pee hole..after that..i will sew up ur dick's access skin so that those ants cannot come out..
and i'll just watch u scream and maybe i'll record down the whole process and put it up on ebay!!..dude..you'll be famous..
...or maybe after 10 minutes or so..i will set you free and hand you a knife..
with the knife, you have 2 choice:
1) kill yourself to end the suffering..
2) cut off ur own dick..
Post a Comment
<< Home