The Da Vinci Code
sRobert Langdon...Silas..Opus Dei...Gnostic Gospels...Sophie Neveu..Yup..the da vinci code..
Its a good book. Before this..I've heard and read tons of review about it and of all..it has something gotta do with Christ...i love stuffs that relates to christianity and/or other religions - i find these stories very interesting and to learn the history of other religion is always good...
My dad often tells me stuff about christianity - My dad attended some christian school when he was young so that's why he know his stories...but dun get me wrong...i'm not a christian, ain't an anti-christ too..not against any religion at all...just wanna get this clear cuz talking about religious is kinda sensitive and are often misunderstood....ain't here to talk about religion anyway..
Obviously, my interest has made me read The Da Vinci Code..the thing is...i dun read...well...besides Marvel comics, MAD mags, football mags, Playboy, Games review, Penthouse, newspaper, HUSTLER, ... if u call this reading then yea...i read...
In my whole friggin life...i've only read 3 books before..
1. Nirvana - biography
2. Marilyn Manson - Long Hard Road Out of Hell - biography
3. Da Vinci Code - fiction? Non Fiction?
After reading and hearing so much about the book (even before the movie is out)..so i've decided to make a trip to the nearest MPH and look for it...walk around for a few mins.. - reading the free mags -
Talk about reading free mags - i was surprised to see the amount of ppl reading free mags there.."ppl mountian ppl sea" as the chinese saying.. - basically i have to push and squueezze myself through the crowd to get a copy of a football mag ...sigh...Malaysians....you CHEAP BASTARDSSSS...!!!..guess i was "cheap" too...hey...don't blame me...if ya can't beat em'...JOIN em'..
Anyway..got through the crowd of cheap motherfuckers..finally got the mag i wan..and started browsing very quickly...hey...lots of Arsenal news..(i'm a Gunner that hates Stamford Bridge...)..i think i'll buy it...for the first time...
After paying for the mag then only i realise my main objective to MPH...not to read free mag and kill time but to get a copy of that Da Vinci Code..so walk around summore and i can't find anything...decided to wait for awhile and was scanning the scene for the hottest promoter so that i can approach and ask her stuff...and this has proven..there's no such thing in MPH...ya want hot "promoter" chiq? go to some boutique and the chances are not guranteed...
Anyway...decided to ask the information counter..
Me: hey there..do you have Da Vinci Code?
Lady: ...* look at me one kind like i've just rape her cat or some shit..*...ape tu?? ..* she question with a harsh voice..
Me: *tolerating her bitchy attitude..*..Do you have this book called Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown?
Lady: ..ape tu??..dan brown book? ape?..vincci??
Me: *realise that she do not understand english..and i'm gettin really pissed from her fucking attitude*...SINI ADA TAK ITU BUKU NAMA "DA VINCI CODE" ? PEKAK KE TAK FAHAM ENGLISH?..
Lady: ...cakap lar awal awal..marah pulak...
Me: attitude u ini macam siapa tak marah...
Lady: buku tu ada...tapi mahal...
Me: ...who is the person in charge here..* person in charge came and happen to be a chinese women*
Person in Charge (PIC): yes? sir?...is anything wrong?..what can i do for you?..
Me: look..i'm trying to look for Da Vinci Code and this bitch here..(yup..i said bitch)..ain't helping and from the last comment that came out from her mouth was "buku tu ada..tapi mahal"..do i look like a fucking prick who comes in here and read free book??..(obviously i am..but i was fuming..so..fuck it..)..and worse of all..she dun seems to understand english and she has a big fucking problem with her attitude..i have not curse so much in my entire life before and she just made my day...( yea right...i curse every seconds..)
sidetrack a little:..i was wearing a very sad t-shirt..sad means that it is so terrible that the collar was so loose that u can actually see my nipple..a short pants...have not shower yet..have not shave...and a thong..(sandals)..
PIC: i'm so sorry sir..i apologize for that..the book that you're looking for is just right over there..you won't miss it..* pointing to the racks of book which i've just pass and the Da Vinci Code was at display on a special promotional table..*
Me: *oh fuck...how blind can i be...shit..*..ohh..thanks...u've been very helpful..and pls..train ur staff properly...it makes our country looks bad..(already it is bad enuff..)
PIC: of coz...
Finally..i've found what i'm looking for...mission complete...but..the book is huge..it is the hard cover version with some pics in it..and its heavy...and its friggin THICK..hey..i dun read books so..it is consider thick to me..so..quickly i flipped thru the pages..look at some pics...and i was thinking to myself...goddammit..there's so much words here...how am i gonna finish this.??..anyway...i wonder how much izzit..and i was expecting like 49.90 or 59.90 or 69.90...and as i turn the book over...bloody hell...(can't remember the exact price..)..wow...its expensive to read these days...
As i was holding the book looking left right up down centre...there's this man..happen to be on the same row as me..was staring at me and i swear to god that his eyes was saying .."you cheap bastard"...same to you uncle...
In the end...i did not get a copy of that Da Vinci Code as i have got not enough cash and i did not bring my wallet with me..so..no credit card either...oh well...guess i'll have to wait for my next visit to MPH...
Friends...sister...cousin was braggin about Da Vinci Code..north south east west...and i was like..arrrgghh...the whole world is reading it and i'm still stuck at page 34 on my HUSTLER...damm...i must get the friggin book...ask around my friends to borrow the book and finally, me Fcuk Buddy, Julie -
"i can borrow you if ya want.."..the next think i know i was at Julie's door knocking for the book..and its true what they say about the book.."you just can't let it go..it makes you wanna read and read and read to find out what happen to Robert and Sophie and what the heck is Holy Grail..."
That night...i spent 5 hours reading that book..(wow..a record for me...at least..again..i dun read books..) leaving my sweet heart all by herself...sittin there...waiting for me to turn her on...to touch her...to feel her...( my Playstation 2..)
And as i was sharing some info of the book with another friend of mine...She responded "wow..i didn't know you read.."
me niether..
Now that i've finish reading The Da Vinci Code - watch the movie too, i was wondering how it sounds like if there's a Bahasa version for The Da Vinci Code and the writer ain't gonna be Dan Brown - What if the author was me...
Hmmmm....
till next blog
I'm Mr Chan signing off - ah Ju Ju...you dun understand..Ju Ju..
Its a good book. Before this..I've heard and read tons of review about it and of all..it has something gotta do with Christ...i love stuffs that relates to christianity and/or other religions - i find these stories very interesting and to learn the history of other religion is always good...
My dad often tells me stuff about christianity - My dad attended some christian school when he was young so that's why he know his stories...but dun get me wrong...i'm not a christian, ain't an anti-christ too..not against any religion at all...just wanna get this clear cuz talking about religious is kinda sensitive and are often misunderstood....ain't here to talk about religion anyway..
Obviously, my interest has made me read The Da Vinci Code..the thing is...i dun read...well...besides Marvel comics, MAD mags, football mags, Playboy, Games review, Penthouse, newspaper, HUSTLER, ... if u call this reading then yea...i read...
In my whole friggin life...i've only read 3 books before..
1. Nirvana - biography
2. Marilyn Manson - Long Hard Road Out of Hell - biography
3. Da Vinci Code - fiction? Non Fiction?
After reading and hearing so much about the book (even before the movie is out)..so i've decided to make a trip to the nearest MPH and look for it...walk around for a few mins.. - reading the free mags -
Talk about reading free mags - i was surprised to see the amount of ppl reading free mags there.."ppl mountian ppl sea" as the chinese saying.. - basically i have to push and squueezze myself through the crowd to get a copy of a football mag ...sigh...Malaysians....you CHEAP BASTARDSSSS...!!!..guess i was "cheap" too...hey...don't blame me...if ya can't beat em'...JOIN em'..
Anyway..got through the crowd of cheap motherfuckers..finally got the mag i wan..and started browsing very quickly...hey...lots of Arsenal news..(i'm a Gunner that hates Stamford Bridge...)..i think i'll buy it...for the first time...
After paying for the mag then only i realise my main objective to MPH...not to read free mag and kill time but to get a copy of that Da Vinci Code..so walk around summore and i can't find anything...decided to wait for awhile and was scanning the scene for the hottest promoter so that i can approach and ask her stuff...and this has proven..there's no such thing in MPH...ya want hot "promoter" chiq? go to some boutique and the chances are not guranteed...
Anyway...decided to ask the information counter..
Me: hey there..do you have Da Vinci Code?
Lady: ...* look at me one kind like i've just rape her cat or some shit..*...ape tu?? ..* she question with a harsh voice..
Me: *tolerating her bitchy attitude..*..Do you have this book called Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown?
Lady: ..ape tu??..dan brown book? ape?..vincci??
Me: *realise that she do not understand english..and i'm gettin really pissed from her fucking attitude*...SINI ADA TAK ITU BUKU NAMA "DA VINCI CODE" ? PEKAK KE TAK FAHAM ENGLISH?..
Lady: ...cakap lar awal awal..marah pulak...
Me: attitude u ini macam siapa tak marah...
Lady: buku tu ada...tapi mahal...
Me: ...who is the person in charge here..* person in charge came and happen to be a chinese women*
Person in Charge (PIC): yes? sir?...is anything wrong?..what can i do for you?..
Me: look..i'm trying to look for Da Vinci Code and this bitch here..(yup..i said bitch)..ain't helping and from the last comment that came out from her mouth was "buku tu ada..tapi mahal"..do i look like a fucking prick who comes in here and read free book??..(obviously i am..but i was fuming..so..fuck it..)..and worse of all..she dun seems to understand english and she has a big fucking problem with her attitude..i have not curse so much in my entire life before and she just made my day...( yea right...i curse every seconds..)
sidetrack a little:..i was wearing a very sad t-shirt..sad means that it is so terrible that the collar was so loose that u can actually see my nipple..a short pants...have not shower yet..have not shave...and a thong..(sandals)..
PIC: i'm so sorry sir..i apologize for that..the book that you're looking for is just right over there..you won't miss it..* pointing to the racks of book which i've just pass and the Da Vinci Code was at display on a special promotional table..*
Me: *oh fuck...how blind can i be...shit..*..ohh..thanks...u've been very helpful..and pls..train ur staff properly...it makes our country looks bad..(already it is bad enuff..)
PIC: of coz...
Finally..i've found what i'm looking for...mission complete...but..the book is huge..it is the hard cover version with some pics in it..and its heavy...and its friggin THICK..hey..i dun read books so..it is consider thick to me..so..quickly i flipped thru the pages..look at some pics...and i was thinking to myself...goddammit..there's so much words here...how am i gonna finish this.??..anyway...i wonder how much izzit..and i was expecting like 49.90 or 59.90 or 69.90...and as i turn the book over...bloody hell...(can't remember the exact price..)..wow...its expensive to read these days...
As i was holding the book looking left right up down centre...there's this man..happen to be on the same row as me..was staring at me and i swear to god that his eyes was saying .."you cheap bastard"...same to you uncle...
In the end...i did not get a copy of that Da Vinci Code as i have got not enough cash and i did not bring my wallet with me..so..no credit card either...oh well...guess i'll have to wait for my next visit to MPH...
Friends...sister...cousin was braggin about Da Vinci Code..north south east west...and i was like..arrrgghh...the whole world is reading it and i'm still stuck at page 34 on my HUSTLER...damm...i must get the friggin book...ask around my friends to borrow the book and finally, me Fcuk Buddy, Julie -
"i can borrow you if ya want.."..the next think i know i was at Julie's door knocking for the book..and its true what they say about the book.."you just can't let it go..it makes you wanna read and read and read to find out what happen to Robert and Sophie and what the heck is Holy Grail..."
That night...i spent 5 hours reading that book..(wow..a record for me...at least..again..i dun read books..) leaving my sweet heart all by herself...sittin there...waiting for me to turn her on...to touch her...to feel her...( my Playstation 2..)
And as i was sharing some info of the book with another friend of mine...She responded "wow..i didn't know you read.."
me niether..
Now that i've finish reading The Da Vinci Code - watch the movie too, i was wondering how it sounds like if there's a Bahasa version for The Da Vinci Code and the writer ain't gonna be Dan Brown - What if the author was me...
Hmmmm....
till next blog
I'm Mr Chan signing off - ah Ju Ju...you dun understand..Ju Ju..
3 Comments:
*plak plak plak*
*standing ovation*
we all din know you read.. but i guess you can with a lil determination...
eh.. you are supposed to pass me the book so that i can read too remember?
i guess you'll never give it to me considering you are sooo in love with it that you actually abandon your sweetheart behind...
juls, say bye-bye to your book... you ain't seeing it no more...
Eh gimme back my book wei.. pangsai ar..
Or at least pass it to Je..
*mumbling* take my panties neh give back.. take my bra.. neh give back.. now take my book also neh give back.. what next la..*mumble mumble mumble*
hehe...yalar...i will pass u the book the next session we meet lar..
The book is not dried up yet from the toilet disaster ler..wait ler..
Jules: i have no idea what u're talking about..
*packing up the undies and bras and hiding it in the cupboard...*
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