Perth Aftermath...

The end of Perth brings the birth of 3 Young Professionals and a tramp.

3 professinals and a tramp? who are the professionals and what's a tramp?

For the defination of tramp, please use google and if you need more clarification on the defination of tramp, please call my walking dictionary 1-800-nigel-he-bitch-man-gina - 30 lines and they're always open.

The 3 professionals are non other than:
1) Mr Chan a.k.a Mr Chan
2) Julie a.k.a Housemate No 1
3) Jelita a.k.a Housemate No 2

pretty obvious who's the tramp huh?

I got this quote somewhere but can't remember where, it goes "Our future is so bright that we have to wear sunglasses.." my oh my...that's so lame..i can still remember the first time i read this quote... the lamest shitty quote i've ever come across and i dun even wanna go through the next one..but here's something from me..

"Our future is so bright that we have to wear sunglasses...AND sun block"
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see??...see the differences?..mine is so much cooler huh? after my brilliant modification, the quote is so cool dun cha think? If you disagree with me, ure so not-cool and its pretty obvious that you have got "no taste"...like the chinese say.."mou tey see"
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Now lets put all those room raiding, cross-dressing, panty sniffing, the wild sex, the "art" classes, the drug abuse and trafficking, the chor tai dees, the crow, Joe's accent, the used condoms in Jul's room, the dead and dried up sperms in the used condom, birth control pills, the fungus infesting panty in Je's room, the un-used candles, cuffs and whip in my room, the glorious beer and liquor bottle above the fridge, the moldy donuts in the history book but memory remains - good and bad times...mostly good times!!

Among the 4 (me, Juls, Je, #3) of us, Juls is the first one to graduate - Ms Smarty pants - and the first to head back to KL. And since Juls is the first one to leave us in Perth, let's start off with Juls.

I am sure that Juls bum around a little before making any plans to get a job. I dunno much in detail of Juls when she's back in KL coz me and Je were still in Perth.

But anyway, Juls started off her career path in ART. Wow...she's an artist?..art director at such a young age? Nope and nope. Almost like an artist but instead of sketching potraits and stuff...she's being potraited and sketched. She's obsessed with naked potrait of herselfs and often volunteer ... sometimes threaten artist....to skecth a potrait of her...naked, in the studios, in shopping mall art gallery, some artist trying to make a living in pasar malam, etc.

Now this is only some voluntary fetish of Juls and there's no way you can make a living by being potraited of sketched.

Juls first professional job started off in an Ad agency as a copywritter in Phileo Damansara. Now, i have to say that Juls is one hell of a writer. She writes really well - in my opinion at least. You can get some of her works in:

1. How to be a HUSTLER
2. How to fuck a nigga
3. How to "eat" a footlong sausage
4. How to draw
5. How to snort wasabe
6. How to shave your pussy-cat
7. ...and many more...

Anyway, she did not last long in the ad agency - lasted less than 3 months - this is because the company's direction and her writting direction is not on the same path. The company want's Juls to write professional text for adverts like for example "Marlboro". She need to write some professional and eye-catching tagline for "Marlboro" and this is what she came out with...

"Marlboro - Mari Aku Rasa Lubang Buntut Ooo Rasa Oren"

I'll leave it here for Juls to continue her career story...

Now Jelita. Je left Perth before me and so me and #3 was the last one to leave Perth. Again, i do not know whether or not did Je bum around a little before starting the engine to her career but i am sure she did...more or less..who doesn't anyway?

Je started off her professional career as a marketing person in a casting agency. Her job was to recruit talents for events, TV commercial, advertising, rituals, brothels, nightclub, KTV, spa and etc...

Now again, Je is very good at what she do in the casting agency. Je was involved in a few major projects, namely..

1) Events - Bangbus #69, Cumfiesta, How to fuck a nigga - in collaboration with Julie...
2) TV Commercials & Ads - the new "Marlboro" ad - in collaboration with Julie...

Besides TV commercials, ads and events, Je also recruit other talents for her other clients for part-time jobs. They are:

1) Talent for drug smuggling - many of today's successful triads has much to thank to Je for providing such good young and dangerous and talented drug smugglers who successfully smuggled the drugs and pass our local customs and police...
how did they do it? just shove it up ur asshole.

2) Talent for gang fights - again..the triad thank Je for the "warriors" she helped recruit.
3) Talent for porn magz - Je do not have any specific criteria when comes to scouting pornstar...as long as u have big boobs and a decent look, you're on the list..

4) Talent for porn movies - again..big boobs with decent look and with good moans - fake or not...doesn't matter..
5) Talent for "Calender Girl" - yup..big boobs is all it takes.

If you you think that you have a huge dick with pornstar "ever long lasting" stamina and you have a boob as big as Pam's..pls call 1-800-Je-mamasan for an casting appoinment.

Je also did not last long in that casting agency but i'll leave it here for Je to continue her career journey..

And as for me... i am making plan to have a plan to get a job...stay tune for my "First Job experience"..

till then..

I'm Mr Chan signing off - ah Ju Ju...you dun understand..Ju Ju..