Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Some days just suck

Julie says:
u gotta introduce me to a hit man..

Man5on - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
hahah

Julie says:
I need to murder someone.

Julie says:
seriously.. u know any hit men? Any 'hak seh wui' (secret society/gangster) ppl wanna make a fast buck? Just tell me the price and all of us will tong tong come up with the money..

Man5on - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
hak seh wui and / or hit men also got

Julie says:
whatever la.. as long as the job gets done.. fast, clean with no strings attached

Man5on - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
hak seh wui does not guarantee death but hit man does.. which one u wan?

Julie says:
ohh... then hit man lor... I cannot tahan d

Man5on - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
gimme the name, location, age, height, and picture. Consider it done.

Man5on - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
112234453443-889 RHB... the RHB account number

Julie says:
Eh.. u neh tell me how much also....

Man5on - Lietz, Cam-era, AKTION says:
RM3000 per bullet on the head.. if u wan legs and hands and a slow death RM500 per bullet..

Julie says:
oh.. like that ONE bullet cukup d... just one bullet...clean and fast

Julie says:
3k u say.. ok I'll send email to ask everybody for money first

Sigh.. when Jules starts talking about killing ppl.. it means it's BAD...

Till I manage to 'erase' my little problem.... Here's EX Housemate #1 a.k.a Juls - tea addict signing off...

4 Comments:

Blogger ChristinE said...

count me in man!! we split ahh.. rm1.5k each.. dun care.. i'll sell me phone even!!

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

err... u ned write who you wanna kill also.. then perhaps can share share the amount to kill whoever that is bothering you... aiseh...

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RM 3K - one single head shot (Point Blank Range)
RM 3K Package includes:
1) DVD movie recording of the process
2) Recording of victim's last breath and words
3) Will writing

DVD Features:
1) Dolby Surround 5.1 - THX

DVD Special Features:
1) The making of ...
2) Director's Cut - Deleted Scenes
3) Interview with "the hirer"

For more package promotion, please call 1-800-get-it-done (30 lines)

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cannot say who we want to kill ma... If not kill d this blog will implicate ourselves.. It's as good as admitting that I hired a hitman to kill so and so.. a bit bodoh isn't it?

3:13 PM  

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