The Others - Part 1
Ok ok ok.. before all you folks out there go..
"What? ANOTHER story about the 4 jokers in Perth?.. Sien d lor.."
I'm gonna change the topic a bit.
In this post, I'm gonna introduce to you..... The Others.
Who are The Others?
No, they are not ghosts, not like in the movie The Others (well, at first they seem like they are ghosts but they are not actually ghosts, haunting the living people. In actual fact, the living people are already dead and are actually the ghosts haunting the ghosts who are actually living people.. something like that la..).
Bottom line is.. our The Others are not scary or creepy or weird.. (well, ok la, a bit weird). They are simply the people who made our stay in Perth such a memorable experience.
Ok so shall we begin our rounds of introduction?
Alrighty.. first up…
The Others 1
‘Fei Por’ Steph
Well, she’s not really THAT fei.. but you see, we know another Steph, so by calling this one Fei Por Steph we are all clear on which Steph we are talking about.
Anyhow.. Ok.. so Fei Por Steph.
How did we meet her?
I forgot.. really. I think we met her in Uni la.. during the last semester of our studies. We happen to be in the same group for our last semester FTV project.
How is she like?
She is very bubbly, she is crazy at times, she is rather friendly, she gets along with people very well and she makes friends quite easily. Through her.. I met another 2 Others.. whom I will introduce later.
So ar.. this girl we call Fei Por Steph ar.. they say that she is my best friend in the world la.. say that we best until share panties one la.. Which I agree.. is true la. Hahahah.. not the share panties part.. the best friend part la.
We would hang out after class, go jalan-jalan (shopping), we’d go yum cha at night, we’d go clubbing, we’d go to class together, we even went for a ROAD TRIP together.. woo hoo! (Mr. Chan, that one your story to blog..)
Oh… one thing I will always remember about Steph… One incident which involved her and this weird friend of her’s.. for storytelling sake.. let’s just call her friend.. Minah.
Ok, so this is what happened…
Merv, Eric and me.. were in the editing suite working on our final year project. It was in the middle of the night at some godforsaken hour. Then Mr. Chan, Je and #3 walked in to check on our progress. So, we were all just chilling, chatting and laughing at our own silly jokes.. when suddenly, Steph walks in.
She din walk in alone.. she walked in with Minah. So, she and Minah, also joined in the tok kok session la.. So we talked and laughed.. Then.. that’s when it happened.
Mr. Chan: (bored like shit d.. so started singing at the top of his lungs) Isabellllaaaaa.. adalah… kisah cinta dua dunia…….
Minah: (wincing her pig-face) Your voice is suck.
Everybody in the room: ………………
Mr. Chan: You know… I hate Malay……
Everybody in the room: (holds breath)
Mr. Chan: ………….. bands. (which he really does, not because of race.. but because of song genre.. remember, we are NOT racist)
Everybody in the room: (releases breath in relief)
Shortly after that, feeling the tension in the room, Steph and Minah made their way home, leaving the rest of us there.
As soon as they left…
Mr. Chan: Kan ni na bu ah! She wanna say my voice sucks also use la proper English! Your voice is sucks (imitating Minah) What kinda English is THAT?
Je: Hahahaha.. that was damn funny man Mr. Chan… hahahaha.. classic.. Your voice is sucks.
Juls: (too stoned and tired from staying in Uni for over a week without sleep) ……
Merv: Blardy Minah.. she think her voice very nice is it? English also dunno how to speak properly.. some more wanna say so loud.. Chau chee bai ar! Come Mr. Chan we go rape her!
Mr. Chan: No thanks Merv, you can go do that yourself…
Merv: Dear, can I go rape the Minah?
Juls: ………
And so.. from that day onwards we remembered this girl we call Minah. Till today, when we talk about what happened in that editing suite, Mr. Chan will get all angry and he’ll start swearing like no tomorrow.
Hence, this wraps up one part of The Others. Watch out for Part 2, 3 and possibly 4. Coming to you soon.
This is Housemate #1 - Juls a.k.a tea addict signing off.
"What? ANOTHER story about the 4 jokers in Perth?.. Sien d lor.."
I'm gonna change the topic a bit.
In this post, I'm gonna introduce to you..... The Others.
Who are The Others?
No, they are not ghosts, not like in the movie The Others (well, at first they seem like they are ghosts but they are not actually ghosts, haunting the living people. In actual fact, the living people are already dead and are actually the ghosts haunting the ghosts who are actually living people.. something like that la..).
Bottom line is.. our The Others are not scary or creepy or weird.. (well, ok la, a bit weird). They are simply the people who made our stay in Perth such a memorable experience.
Ok so shall we begin our rounds of introduction?
Alrighty.. first up…
The Others 1
‘Fei Por’ Steph
Well, she’s not really THAT fei.. but you see, we know another Steph, so by calling this one Fei Por Steph we are all clear on which Steph we are talking about.
Anyhow.. Ok.. so Fei Por Steph.
How did we meet her?
I forgot.. really. I think we met her in Uni la.. during the last semester of our studies. We happen to be in the same group for our last semester FTV project.
How is she like?
She is very bubbly, she is crazy at times, she is rather friendly, she gets along with people very well and she makes friends quite easily. Through her.. I met another 2 Others.. whom I will introduce later.
So ar.. this girl we call Fei Por Steph ar.. they say that she is my best friend in the world la.. say that we best until share panties one la.. Which I agree.. is true la. Hahahah.. not the share panties part.. the best friend part la.
We would hang out after class, go jalan-jalan (shopping), we’d go yum cha at night, we’d go clubbing, we’d go to class together, we even went for a ROAD TRIP together.. woo hoo! (Mr. Chan, that one your story to blog..)
Oh… one thing I will always remember about Steph… One incident which involved her and this weird friend of her’s.. for storytelling sake.. let’s just call her friend.. Minah.
Ok, so this is what happened…
Merv, Eric and me.. were in the editing suite working on our final year project. It was in the middle of the night at some godforsaken hour. Then Mr. Chan, Je and #3 walked in to check on our progress. So, we were all just chilling, chatting and laughing at our own silly jokes.. when suddenly, Steph walks in.
She din walk in alone.. she walked in with Minah. So, she and Minah, also joined in the tok kok session la.. So we talked and laughed.. Then.. that’s when it happened.
Mr. Chan: (bored like shit d.. so started singing at the top of his lungs) Isabellllaaaaa.. adalah… kisah cinta dua dunia…….
Minah: (wincing her pig-face) Your voice is suck.
Everybody in the room: ………………
Mr. Chan: You know… I hate Malay……
Everybody in the room: (holds breath)
Mr. Chan: ………….. bands. (which he really does, not because of race.. but because of song genre.. remember, we are NOT racist)
Everybody in the room: (releases breath in relief)
Shortly after that, feeling the tension in the room, Steph and Minah made their way home, leaving the rest of us there.
As soon as they left…
Mr. Chan: Kan ni na bu ah! She wanna say my voice sucks also use la proper English! Your voice is sucks (imitating Minah) What kinda English is THAT?
Je: Hahahaha.. that was damn funny man Mr. Chan… hahahaha.. classic.. Your voice is sucks.
Juls: (too stoned and tired from staying in Uni for over a week without sleep) ……
Merv: Blardy Minah.. she think her voice very nice is it? English also dunno how to speak properly.. some more wanna say so loud.. Chau chee bai ar! Come Mr. Chan we go rape her!
Mr. Chan: No thanks Merv, you can go do that yourself…
Merv: Dear, can I go rape the Minah?
Juls: ………
And so.. from that day onwards we remembered this girl we call Minah. Till today, when we talk about what happened in that editing suite, Mr. Chan will get all angry and he’ll start swearing like no tomorrow.
Hence, this wraps up one part of The Others. Watch out for Part 2, 3 and possibly 4. Coming to you soon.
This is Housemate #1 - Juls a.k.a tea addict signing off.
3 Comments:
oh my god...i totally forgot about that "Minah" bitch man..
aahahahahhaa..
thanks for reminding Juls...great times...
and yes..i can still remember the classic "Your Voice is Sucks"..sigh..malay being malay..
yess...don't get us wrong..we are NOT RACIST...we just dun like them.
Yeah.. remember folks.. we are NOT racist.
seriously... i forgot bout minah... gosh!! and she's NOT pretty..a good reminder...
do remember to tok bout fawn as well... her black finger nails dipping into the chilli mussels and then into her mouth before she starts licking every bit for 'zap' that's left on her finger nails.. eww!!
goo times...
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