An 'unwanted' visitor...

Towards the end of our stay in Perth, we were constantly interupted by some unwanted visitor. This visitor does not come in a long white cloak or has really long hair and scary white face with long tongue... this visitor however is rather tall, dark with short hair and definitely not good looking. He usually wore one of those business suit with leather shoes that were sooo polished that you can see yourself in it... This visitor is none other than David Thamb...

The reason why he is sooo 'important' to us was that, his name sounds funny, he speaks in a slang that we love to immitate and he constantly brings other 'visitors' to the house as well... And he's irritating too... You might be wondering why we welcome him since he's unwanted? Simply because... the contract to the rental of the house is coming to an end... and obviously, the next person has to take over... So this irritating agent brings people who we think are not really interested in renting or buying the house to come and interogate our lives....

*Ring... ring... ring... ringggggggg*

David Thamb: Hello... I would like to bring some people to the house today (Pls speak in an Indian slang for it to work better..)
#3: Sure...

Put down the phone

#3: Our friend is coming today... (speaking in funny Indian slang) Until then, I'll stroll around the table...

Merv: Aiyah... cannot play diablo la..
Juls: It's my turn by the way... stop whinning
Mr. Chan: We can play football outside... or T1 race... make a hell lot of noise... so that David Thamb will not get the business....
Je: Have to keep everything properly... later they curi... (not like we have gold and diamond in the house... but what the heck...)

1 hr later...

*ding dong..... knock... knock.. knock....*

Je: Somebody get the door please...
Juls: .... (playing her diablo)
Mr. Chan: The person doing nothing except strolling around the table... pls open the door..
#3: @#$*^!

Door opens....

David Thamb: Hello everyone!! Would you mind stepping outside while I bring these people around the house?
Je: Do we have to do that? This is after all our house until the contract ends... And, would you mind asking your guests to take off their shoes? We are Asians you know...

Well, being Asians... we love to take off our shoes in the house... it's just a different culture that's all... and we expect the kind of respect we deserved... Just google if you are not familiar with our Asian culture for more information...

David Thamb: I dun think that's possible... They would not appreciate that...
Je: Well, we would not appreciate them wearing shoes in the hosue either... otherwise, kindly clean the house after they leave the house.... and... make sure everything stays as it is... if anything goes missing.... *grin*
David Thamb: I assure you these people are very decent. Your house will be as it is...
Juls: So mar farn wan... So big meh? We have to step outside of our own house... Might as well ask us to pack our bags and go back to Malaysia this instant...
Mr. Chan: Might as well... ask HIM to pack his bags and go back to India...

So... the housemates waited patiently outside the hosue. We had a few games just for fun... and that's when I broke Juls' slipper because I tried to immitate Christian Vieri who plays for Italy and also scores brilliant goals.

More crashes of the T1 racing were heard until....

Merv: Where is #3? How come she not playing with us?
Mr. Chan: Eh... thought I saw her earlier...
Je: Err... don't tell me she refuse to come out of the house? Impossible mar... David Thamb said to leave the house? She can get away with it?

All the housemates went into the house... #3 is seen strolling around the table and talking to David Thamb..

#3: I love strolling around the table with baby-h and baby-p...
David Thamb: .....
#3: It's kinda fun you know... baby-p, baby-h this is David Thamb.. say hello...
David Thamb: .....
#3: Sorry... they are too young to speak...
David Thamb: ....
#3: Would you like to join me? It's kinda fun you know strolling with these babies...
David Thamb: .....

Mr. Chan: Freak!!! I bet you David Thamb thinks we are crazy!!
Merv: Hahahaha!!! This is better than the havoc at Sports girl la...
Juls: Kanasai.... This is worse ok... people know where we stay...
Je: Football again?
Juls: Eh... my slipper patah la... play what?
Je: Solli... how I know my power kick so powderful??

Minutes later...

David Thamb: Thanks for allowing us to view the house although one of you do not really cooperate with me... Do you think she needs help?
Mr. Chan: Just treat the person as non-existent...
David Thamb: *Mumble* Weird bunch of people...
Merv: *Overheard* Eh... we are not weird ok... we are just very colourful... Mau kena whacking??
Mr. Chan: Yah la... Wanna die arr?

Both Mr. Chan and Merv charged forward... David Thamb started running off...

David Thamb: You guys are freaks!!!!

Mr. Chan: Don't let me see you on the streets!!!!

And so.... that's the story of our unwanted visitor..

Till next time..

I'm housemate no. 2 signing off - Take care of yourself and... each other