Groceries shopping!!!

It's a nice lovely summer morning... *krong krong krong... that's the sound of washing machine running.. Housemate no. 1 washing her clothes... *shiii shaaa... pili pala... Mr. Chan fixing breakfast in the kitchen... "I'm having affair with his best friend's housemate's friend"...Housemate no. 2 watching Jerry Springer... #3 went for morning stroll with her Baby-H and Baby-P.

Juls: wei.. what we gonna do today arr?

Mr. Chan: diablo la apa lagi? or we can rent some movies...

Je: ..... (Jerry Springer show getting more interesting)

Juls: Je! Yo Je!!

Je: sshhh.... laters!!!

Juls: no fun la all of you... i make tea first...

As usual her tea with 7 - 8 tea bags and 7 - 8 table spoons of sugar.

*slurp... slurp...

Sitting next to Je....

Juls: wei... wanna go do our groceries shopping?

Je: ........ (eyes glued to the tv)

Juls: helloooooo.... wanna go out anot?

Je: huh? you talking to me?

Juls: who else is in the hall??

Je: solli... apa cakap arr?

Juls: sigh... lets go to bentley centre today... we're running out of food..

Je: sure...

As usual... we have to walk to Bentley centre to get our food... We normally take 20 minutes to get there and we have a 'little car' that we push together with us. This 'little car' squeaks and makes a lot of noise on the cemented ground. *krang krang krang.... all the way to Bentley centre. At a certain point of the route, we have to walk past a liquor store and the road is a bit bumpy and our little car usually needs to be carried over these bumps...

After walking for about 10 minutes or so....

Juls: shit!!! our car!!

Je: aiyah!! Mr. Chan.. you run back and take la... we meet you at Bentley centre...

Mr. Chan: why must it be me??

Je & Juls: coz you are the only guy here!!!

Mr. Chan: kanasai!!!

Je: ok la... we walk really slow... u run faster ok?

Mr. Chan took off.....

Je: RUN forrest RUN!!!

Juls and me continue walking... It was quite a hot summer day and the flies were everywhere.. Somehow they love to come close to the face... especially Juls coz she always use this perfume that attract the flies.... Moonflower from Body Shop... So if I walk next to her... the flies wont come to me... Maybe they can smell that Juls has flies as pets in her suitcase...

Juls: stoopid flies... get away from me... Je, walk faster la... slower we walk... the flies will continue to eat my face ok..."

Je: but Mr. Chan.. but...

Juls: he'll catch up la...

True enough... *krang krang krang.... Mr. Chan appear to lose control of the car... *krang krang krang.... baboooommmmm!!!

Je: Oh no!! our car... how to carry groceries like that?

Juls: yah lar... adoi... macam mana? wasted la our time like that

Mr. Chan: blarrrdyy.... u guy never even ask whether i'm ok... (Mr. Chan landed with his legs in the air on top of the car while the car turn turtle...

Je & Juls: *giggles...

We helped him up and left the car there to rot...

Juls: I guess we'll just take another one from Bentley centre la

Mr. Chan: Say earlier mar... i no need to run back to the house to take the car

Je: never thought bout it mar... maaf la... you ok anot? wanna go see doc?

Mr. Chan: *act macho...* no need.. small matter (but actually inside screaming in pain)

So off the housemates went to continue their journey to Bentley centre...

Till next blog...

I'm housemate no. 2 signing off - take care of yourself and... each other