In Bentley Centre

Bentley Centre - a small mall with nothing much inside to shout about...

We go there for the sake of its within our radius else we have to go Carousel mall. Need a bus to get there and it can be hell especially with loads of stuff we have to carry and board a bus. Furthermore..its only grocery shopping..so Bentley - Woolies will do- Izzit Woolies or Coles?..can't remember..

The Trolley
After the "trolley" crashed, spend another 5-10 minutes walk and we're there at Bentley Centre.

Nothing to shout about during the grocery shopping. The usual stuff we buy...mostly food like cereals, milk, milo, tea for the addict, kangaroo ham, wombat ribs, koala steaks, some soups, 1 carton of IndoMee, some platypus eggs, donuts - we choose those which expires on the same day so that it can mold faster, Juls and Je loves the donut with green moldy garnish all over it, Winnie the Pooh Sanitary napkin - ultra slim with wing, some bread, some snacks - Lays...errrmmmmmmMMMmMmmmMMm..love it..

Some normal daily product like toothpaste, shower gel, bubble bath, some lotion, some KY, some roach repellent - there's been alot of roach and rats around the house lately, this happen ever since we invades Juls room, a few dozens of toilet rolls - Now this toilet roll is not ordinary rolls and here's why..

Flowery designed - yellow, red, blue, green in color, perfumed - Yes..it has a floral smell and its nice....*sniiffffffffff....ermmmMmMmMmm...It wipes out the poop from your shit hole, including every single ass-hair , you know, sometimes u poop - the diarrhea type where it stains your whole ass including the ass hair?...hey..i ain't gonna leave stains on my underwear..completely clean with just one single wipe and one ply...amazing..after you wipe your ass, normally you'll throw it to the toilet with ur shit of coz but no....don't do that with this toilet paper...

After wiping, look at the poop on the toilet paper...smell it - hey..its the same smell before i use it...so florall....ahhhHhHHhh...* just ignore the stain..* after that..watch carefully, the flower printed on the paper starts to bloom...wow...Amazing...believe it not?..you better believe it..

I dunno about you guys but this is my first encounter of a toilet paper which has some color flowery design and it actually smells nice...and the best thing is, the smells leaves in ur asshole...and moisturize the hole...so you won't feel the heat aftermath..

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The bill for all the groceries are pretty much standard and within budget, I'll have to ask our treasurer - Je - Housemate No 2, how much exactly is the total..

Well...all's done..time to head home..

With the things we've bought, it weights tons. We cannot carry all of these back to our house which is like 20 minutes walking distance..what are we gonna do?..

Instead of pushing the trolley back to the trolley lane, we push it all the back home. After unloading the stuffs, are we gonna push it back to Bentley, park it at the trolley lane and walk back home again??..sorry man, me ain't gonna do the job...

so, we leave the trolly outside our house. For each and every visit to Bentley centre, we will use the trolley..sometimes we leave it half way the route - under a tree or a pole or something - and continue our journey to Bentley.

Why not push it all the way there?..I dunno bout you guys but don't you feel shameful??..i mean bloody hell, imagine someone spotted us.."ohh look..so those are the fucking asians been stealing our trolley.." .." yea yea..motherfuckers.."

so to avoid all these, we leave it somewhere..then after our shopping, we use back the same route back home and halfway thru it, we will claim back the trolley and put all our grocery inside and cart it back..smart eh?..

Well, of coz there's a few times where we were so excited to go grocery shopping - not like its nice or what but hey..we get to go out!!...and there's actually something to do..!!...Yay..!!

Anyway, as we are all so excited, we forgot about the trolley and half way to Bentley and realize that " oh shit..where's the trolley?.."..nobody wants to go back all the way to take the trolley coz we're just too lazy...its kinda far you know?..

so..hack it..we'll just take another trolley home..:P

Sometimes we have to choose the best trolley of all... Its frustrating sometimes the trolley is not working as expected like the fucking alignment is out where u have to tilt it to the left or right just to have it straight..what happens if you wanna turn left or right...??..you can't coz when ure attempting that sharp bend to left or right...you've just crashed it to those stack-up-pyramid-style tampons...

Furthermore, we have to "drive" that thing thru bumpy roads - off road rally type - with tons of groceries - for a friggin 20 minutes, i'll choose the best of all..i dun wanna cart it halfway down and the whole fucking wheels just fly off..

So at the end of the day we have like 6-7 trolleys at home...sometimes when we reach home and happen to bump into our neighbours - they will look at us one of a kind and like "what the fuck is that trolley doing here??"..we'll just smile and wish them "g'day"..

Times when we're too bored..no grocery shopping to do, well..we will use those trolleys and have a Formula T-1 (Trolley 1). Crash with each others...racing with it but when accident happens..it can be quite serious..

By the end of the semester where its time to go back to Malaysia, we will, again, push these 6-7 trolleys to "Cash Converter" to sell..make some mone..!!..Yippiieee...!

Till Next blog..

I'm Mr Chan signing off - ah Ju Ju...you dun understand..Ju Ju..