Monday, May 15, 2006

Jeepers Creepers...

It was a cold winter night. All the housemates gather together to watch their favourite movie genre, i.e. horror movies...They have finished their first horror movie and currently watching their second one. The girls curled up together afraid that the 'ghost' (that was actually a monster) would jump out of the TV at them.
Juls was sipping her hot tea and cuddling her patched-teddy bear. Je was in her Winnie-the-pooh PJs squeezing what feels like #3 hand or was it baby-h hand? Can't tell the difference. Merv was sitting alone on the other side acting macho. But he was seen clutching his seat when a few shocking scenes were apparent.
Mr. Chan was warming himself in front of the toaster heater trying to get comfy with #3 who is too busy trying to put her two babies to sleep...
The show finally ended.
Mr. Chan: Crap! Like that only arr?
Merv: Hahahahaha! Wanna smoke?
Mr. Chan: Come arr...
Mr. Chan and Merv walked towards the door...
Je: Cannot tahan d... Need to pee..
Juls: Wait for me... I also wanna go with you...
#3: Err... dun leave me alone here... I'm also scared la..
Je: I seriously needs to pee ok.. you ain't following me into the toilet.
Juls: We'll just wait outside la ok?
Off the three housemates went to the toilet....
Je: *Obviously peeing...*
#3: Eh, faster a bit can anot? Scary la the outside... so dark *looking through the glass door*
Juls: Yah la! I need to...
Before Juls could finish... suddenly, the lights went off...
All three gals: Arrggghhhhhh!!!!!
Je: Juls, what happen? *still peeing*
Juls: *Voice shaking and cuddling #3* I... I... dunno wor... No po... wer... suddenly...
#3: Help! My baby-h and baby-p sitting in the hall by themselves... sure they scared la...
*krrongggssshhhh*
Juls: Faster come out..
Je: Let me wear my pants first can anot?
Toilet door opens....
Juls and #3 was seen sitting on the floor shivering. Not from the cold but fearing that whatever that was seen in the movie will come to life.
#3: Save my baby-h and baby-p, Je... They are still young....
Juls: ......
Je: Hey, where are the guys?? They went for a fag rite?
Juls: Lets go to the hall... and find them there....
At the sitting hall....
Merv & Mr. Chan: Muahahahahahhaahahaha!!!!!!
Mr. Chan: We heard you gals begging for mercy...
Merv: We were just testing the power switch la.... hahahahaha
#3: Idiot! You know that would scared my baby-h and baby-p! Don't ever do that again! Come baby-h and baby-p... mommy is here. don't be afraid....
Je: ......
Juls: Wah lau!! Nothing betta to do meh? If we die of heart attack arrr.....
Merv: We'll just send you to the hospital la...
Mr. Chan: Eh, it was only a joke la ok... Can't take a joke is it?
Je: Forget it. Lets watch something else... Like erm... what about The Usual Suspects?
And so... the housemates are back to their normal self again.
Till next time...
I'm housemate no. 2 signing off - Take care of yourself and..... each other

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haaaaaaahaa! You guys are funny la! Empat sekawan macam cartoon la!WTF I ketawa sampai kentut la! Mr. Chan vat happen to your Metallica song? well any way...have to sleep..soon.got lot's of work to do besok. Gute nacht!

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaha...
bujang lapok mar...what's missing is the bicycle..:P

that was a funny night man...anyway..it was merv's idea to switch off the power..heheheh..

you forgot about the movie "The Ring" (japanese version)..i remember it scared the crap out of je and juls..ahahahhaa..

nice...

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eh hallo! A bit salah laaa....

In the first place it was oni me and Je at the toilet.

#3 very macho one.. sit outside alone.. until she heard some sound.. then she freaked out and joined us at the loo.

Hahahahahaha..

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doesn't matter whether it's right or wrong... this is only 'base' on a true event mar... who said anything bout writing the entire event in sequence??

2:06 PM  

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