Food Fight

It was the donuts...

Those delicious morsels.. with little holes in the middle.. covered with sugar.. deep fried till golden and crispy.. yummmmm... so tasty.. especially in the morning.. just pop it in the microwave for a few seconds and voila! You've got yourself a yummy breaky....

Well... donuts are tasty.. once.. twice... ok maybe even trice.. but bloody hell.. EVERYDAY!

And you know why.. we had to have donuts everyday? It's because... SOMEBODY.. not naming names.. (go read Je's blog - Housemate #3) will make us buy donuts from Woolie's like, everytime we go grocery shopping.. She says.. nice wor... and she wants to eat wor.. So ok lor.. mah buy lor.. Je and I.. aiya.. very cheen chai one..

So.. ok.. mah buy lor.. then we'll take it home.. and then subsequently, drama will begin to unfold..

Day ONE - morning after buying donuts

#3: Hey.. I'm gonna have a donut.. you guys want?
Je: Yea, want one.. heat up for me please.. thanks..
#3: Juls, you want?
Juls: Erm.. yeah gimme one..

Day TWO - two days after buying donuts

Je: Eh.. Juls wanna donut?
Juls: Yeah.. yes please.. cheese on top too.. can?
Je: No prob.. #3, you want?
#3: Nah.. no thanks..

Day THREE - three days after buying donuts

(View conversation in Day TWO)

Day FOUR - four days after buying donuts

(View conversation in Day TWO)

Day FIVE - five days after buying donuts

(View conversation in Day TWO)

Day SIX - six days... well I think you are getting the picture right now..

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So anyhow.. we reach this last day..

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Day SEVEN - last day for eating donuts, because tomorrow they are gonna freaking turn moldy.

Je: Eh.. somebody better finish these donuts.. they are gonna turn moldy.
Juls: Hah? Must meh? But I very full wor..
Je: Erm.. #3 ar... you asked to buy one.. eh finish it la.. or else turn moldy d tomorrow..
#3: Aiya.. throw away la.. I very full also la..

Je and I.. "....................."

And so... die die also Je and I will finish the fucking donuts. Reason being.. well.. being students.. we were on a tight budget.. so we din like to waste food.. and money too.. so eat la, what?

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And after that unwilling donut binge.. you'd think that we'd all be wiser and not buy donuts the next time we went grocery shopping.. but NOEEEEEEEEEEEE...

It continued for months! And Je and I already see donut also wanna vomit d. Yes it was THAT bad..

So one day... we decided to boycott her donuts.

And...

#3: Why aren't you guys eating donuts no more?
Je: ..................
Juls: Because we're sick of it..
#3: Eh.. why?
Je: ...................
Juls: Because everytime you force us to buy them.. you only eat one and the rest we have to finish it for you before it becomes moldy. Damn waste money you know?

And then.. get ready for this..

#3: @$%^&

#3: Why do you like to bully me? Why has it always got to be me you're picking on? Why do you boycott my donuts? Why are you always so mean to me?

Juls: ................

#3: Why can't you even answer me?
*storms away into room and cries*

Je: Hahaha... Juls!
*Playfully whacking me for making #3 cry... but grinning, cuz she's obviously happy about finally telling #3 the truth.. walks into #3's room to 'comfort' her*

Juls: ...............

And thus.. from that day onward... we din have donuts in the house ever again.. EVER! YAY!

For the record.. I was never mean to anybody..hehehe. I even apologised after that drama.. and I din even say a word.

But imagine having to bloody hell, eat donuts everyday for a few months.. see whether you'll go mad or not.

What's worse is.. you're forced to pay for them too!

Hahaha.. those were the days la.. hahaha.. it was fun! Good thing.. now.. if we were to go back to Perth.. we won't have to force ourselves to eat donuts no more..

Hahaha.. oh.. well.. maybe we'll buy some.. just for the heck of it.

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Mr. Chan.. you're finishing ALL the donuts ya.. Since you never had to do that before. Je and Me ain't gonna help you, buddy!

This is Housemate #1 - Juls a.k.a tea addict signing off.

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Juls trying to finish #3's rotten donuts...

Ahem.. well... I was almost dying already having to eat all those expired donuts. I remember once we got quite upset about having to buy the donuts over and over again that we literally boycott them not wanting to even touch the donuts or smell them.. We just bought them because.... (refer to the top) and so we left them there to rot. It did at some point turn moldy and all... You can imagine the green green stuff growing with some kinda white hair that looks like some additional icing used as toppings. eewwkkk!!

Every morning when I woke up during that time I wished that the donuts have been magically removed or eaten by some hungry animals like the koalas, wallabies, kangaroos or even the wombats. Eh, that doesn't mean we live in some outback jungle looking place ok.

This took place during winter and things rot slower than usual. More like everything happened really slow. Even the ants crawl slower than usual.

We could have thrown the whole lot away instead of having the green donuts staring back at us but we did not. No no... we are not some freaks experimenting how donuts rot...

Well.. each time we were forced to finish the expired donuts and each time... we have to throw them away because it has been expired for more than 3 days or so. And guess who throws them away? You bet! Housemates no. 1 & 2. We somehow have the word 'tong sampah' written on our foreheads. No wonder we have to do the dirty job.

But anyway, after been sooo sick and tired of eating the leaftovers and becoming the 'tong sampah' we decided that it's bout time someone else do the cleaning up. BUT no. The person just pretended or act like the donuts never ever existed.

Until.... Juls couldn't stand it anymore... And thus, the interesting conversation between her and #3 that lasted for 1 min?

This is Housemate #2 signing off - Take care of yourself and... each other