Not an average Joe

So the movies are boring tonight.... SBS has not shown anything 'interesting' yet... This week on Rove nothing much except some 'what the' story again... Simpsons 'don' was pretty farnie... EPL in Aus?? hmm betta luck next time... No sex and the city...........

Basically the housemates have got nothing much to do. Housemate no. 2 is seen playing warcraft. Merv trying to break the toilet again. Housemate no. 1 sipping her hot tea and eating McFlurry at the same time. Housemate no. 3 on her comp listening to some love songs. Mr. Chan... hmmm... outkast for the night...

"Wei... sien arrr..", said Juls digging into her ice-cream... and *slurp slurp drinking her hot tea.

No one replied her.

"Je, come arr.. we play chor tai ti..."

"sshh... kan cheong now..."

Merv finally came out of the toilet after trying to break them down with his shit.

"wah! u eat dead rat meh? so stinko man! how many days never shit?", said Mr. Chan disgusted because his room is the closest to the toilet. Obviously he can smell Merv's business.

"hehehe... wei... relek arr... i everyday oso got shit wan lei...", said Merv.

Merv came towards and started entertaining Juls for a while before turning on the comp and continuing his diablo.

Minutes later....

"Tang lei tang lei tang lei... yat sai yat sai tang lei.......", Mr. Chan started singing his favourite Jackie Cheung song. No one took notice of his singing or commented bout it.

Somewhat disappointed, he returned to his room. Slam shut the door. And came back out of the room after 5 minutes or so...

"Ladies and gentlemen... may I present to you... myself... ahem... tq tq.... firstly, i want to thank my mom n dad for giving me their full blessing. also my producers, bla bla... and lastly my fans for supporting me all the way...."

Dressed in a pair of leather pants, feathered jacket with some dead animal's fur stuck on it (I think the dead koalas outside the house is his doing....), red beanie and some raver sun glasses... Mr. Chan finally caputred our attention...

"Wah lau!! U think you some kinda Hong Kong superstart meh?? Gosh!" said Je.

"Look at those fats under that jacket. I think feeding the mozzies alone are not gonna help..." exclaimed Juls.

"Baby-H and Baby-P, look at ur dad so ying man..."

Seeing that we finally gave him the attention, Mr. Chan paraded in the hall like a 'super-yak si model'. Juls almost puked when he walked past her looking gayish with his hands in the air and doing the gay dance with his 'front'.

"Eh Juls... McD with the hong kong superstar? Have another ice-cream la.."

"Yeah rite super-backside-star... you gonna make me puke on this.."

"Je, lets go to McD?"

"Aint's gonna go out with some freak dressed in some gay outfit mmm kay.."

"Fine! I go with Baby-H and Baby-P..."

Just another 'sien' night at Normat St, St. James.

I'm housemate no. 2 signing off - Take care of yourself and... each other