His precious....

Her skin glimmers in the light.

She has smooth, silky, flawless skin.. that's cool to the touch at first... but when he places his hands on her, she turns hot and fiery.

He picks her up.. and places her on his lap... He strokes her gently, lovingly almost. We sit still and watch, totally in awe of his precious baby.

Fiddling with her knobs.. he turns her on.. and together they begin to make sweet, sexy music to the ears.

Those of us sitting around them, begin to join in unison to make musical harmony.

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What I'm talking about is none other than......................

Our jamming sessions in Perth la, kanasai!

It'll be like that.. imagine la hor..

Hot, sunny afternoon, everybody is bored... There are freaking flies everywhere! (yeah fucker, the flies in Perth are HUGE! And they appear in ABUNDANCE during summer)

Mr. Merv will be sitting at the telephone table.. playing Diablo 2 (courtesy of Juls).

While Mr. Chan, his guitar, Je and I would be sitting on the floor in the hall waiting for Mr. Chan to warm up and play something.

Then finally he'll strike a cord...

*krennngggggg*

"Apa lagu mau nyanyi?"

"Ermm......"
Me thinking.. since I dunno any rock songs or songs that Je and Mr. Chan likes to listen to.

*kreng.. kreng krengggg*
Mr. Chan starting to play the intro to 'I Will Survive'...

"At first I was afraid.. I was petrified..
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side..
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on...." Mr. Chan solo.. then..

"AND so you're back... from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my fucking lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me..." Je and me joining in and subsequently screaming the whole song..

All hyped up now after the energetic rendition of Gloria Gaynor's song.. we are all now damn excited to sing song d la. So one by one all the popular songs will come out la.

Malibu - Hole
Knocking on Heaven's Door - Guns N Roses
Don't Cry - Guns N Roses (yes.. they taught me how to sing Guns N Roses)

Those are the songs, just to name a few... We'll be singing la.. for an hour or so.. or an hour and a half.. sometimes we so damn gian to sing until we will repeat some of the songs one..

Once in awhile Mr. Merv would stop slamming on my mouse and notebook to listen to our yelling..

And he'll give comments.. like.. "Wah.. so high note also can reach ar?" refering to Mr. Chan's falsetto voice.. trying to sing some Britney Spears song..

"Stronger.. than yesterday...
Now it’s nothing but my way
My loneliness ain’t killing me no more
(I am) I am stronger"

Hahahah.. kidding oni Mr. Chan.. jangan marah ya!

Then slowly we'll run out of songs to sing and return to what we ususally do when we're bored.

Mr. Chan and #3 will start playing Mom and Dad to their Baby H and Baby P.. (Je.. u need to blog about Baby H and Baby P soon).

Je will start playing Warcraft 3.

I will start wrestling Mr. Merv to gimme my notebook back so that I can start playing Diablo 2.

And thus, the day goes back to normal.

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Eh by the way ar.. when are we going to do our jamming thing ar?
Mr. Chan.. I sudah memorise the song d la..

Apala...

This is Housemate #1 - Juls a.k.a tea addict signing off.