Thursday, May 04, 2006

Housemate no. 3


Guess which is #3. DUH!!!


By now, I'm sure most of you must be wondering who this housemate no. 3 is... Well... she is none other than.... #3.. haha!! Since Mr. Chan started that way, we'll just keep it that way.
#3 has a very interesting character. She's fun at times and drama queen at other times. We used to think that she has some kinda split identity... She can run around the house today and sing, "I love you baby... if it's quite alright...." and the next day, "dear, you don't love me anymore..." that's the kinda person she is. But I guess we did get along pretty well as housemates... :p
One fine day, our dear friend Eric, who looks like a teddy bear, who has a car and a very very nice and friendly character called us up for breaky. After getting all dressed up... Eric decided to bring breaky to us instead. Feeling all excited about breaky and what's more... dim sum is the menu of the day... we waited patiently for his arrival.
9.00am - Phone call from Eric - Set up table while waiting for him
9.30am - No sign of Eric - Traffic jam perhaps? (RIGHT!!!)
10.00am - Still no sign of Eric - Mr. Chan sprawled on the floor gasping for air
10.30am - At this point all the housemates were starving to death
11.00am - *DING DONG!! - All the dead housemates jumped to their feet...
Finally, our breaky arrived. Eric felt bad for the delay but what the heck... the food came that's more important. We ate our heart out... chatted bout uni and stuff... We were generally enjoying the company of Eric and of course the delicious dim sum - har kau, siu mai, chee cheong fun, yau yi sou, etc. Trust me... if you have not eaten dim sum in Aus... you gotta try and you'll never look at dim sum the same way again.... :)
All of a sudden... *cough cough... blek blek.... #3 was seen choking and gasping for air. The rest of us was shocked. "eh.. i've never been trained to save her leh..." said Juls. "U go and save her Mr. Chan..." "I think she choke on the pau la..." said Eric... Mr. Chan being the only 'batang' housemate he decided to act on it immediately. He reached down and held #3. With loving eyes he gazed at her and then..... "Dear, I think I swallowed the pau paper..." said #3.
We were stunned for 5 seconds and then we burst out in laughter.... It was hilarious. Think about it... why would anyone eat the pau paper? It's only there for one purpose that is to store the pau...
That's all the story for now on housemate no. 3. Stay tune for more....
I'm Housemate no. 2 signing off - Take care of yourself and.... each other

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahhahaha...
Another fine classic!!

yes...the Dim Sum...mmmmmMmmMMm...
I dun really give a shit about the pau paper actually..well..yes...its freaking funny but...this blogs brings back the taste of the Dim Sum to my mind...

imagine...on a cold cold morning with some hot hot Dim Sum for breaky...
what more can i say..

*hungry de..*

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember us discussing ways to pretend we are dead when Eric arrives.

And as usual Nr. Chan's poses were fantastic. Drama to the max.

11:57 AM  

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