The "Company" and The "Noise"
A few to mention..
The "Company" = Merv - the immigrant from Singapore who surfs on most water surface - The beach, the pool, the tub, the basin, the pool of water on the road side..
The "Noise" = Kan na sai Carol - It is reported that, during the existent of Kan na sai Carol, the noise pollution in Western Australia increased by 40% of their average 15%. But the good news is, nobody needs the "News" on TV, Radio and other medias to get the latest hot and juicy gossips. All u have to do is call "1-800-Kan-na-sai"..
Being the only "penis" in the house, those "vaginas" knows that they have to do something about it and so, they introduce me to this tall, dark, nope..not so handsome (yea..i know..usually its tall, dark and handsome..but fuck...sorry dude) immigrant from Singapore - Mervyn aka Merv (pronounciation: Mmm...Er..FFffffffff.....).
My first impression of Merv :
Tall, dark..not so handsome, a little lansee..the type that u wanna slap repeatedly for fun sake. but once u get to know him...he's a very OK guy...and he has a car..wow...let's be nice to him..
He's in the same Uni (Curtin) as us but ain't doing the same course as me but same with either Housemate No 1 or 2 or both... i think...
He loves to surf...body surf...like i said...he surfs on any water surface - just pour a glass of water on the floor - "WATER..!!....*fiiiiiiiiieeeeeeessshhhh....*sound of Merv ripping off his shirt and pants*...but naked...grab his body board...running towards the helpless water on the floor...*in slow mo'*...from far..macam lar...David Hasselhoff...*chung chung.....chung chung....chung chung...(sound of his skinny ass bouncing up and down)...*flip flap....flip flap....flip flap...(sound of his penis slapping up and down) and *splaaaasssshhhh.....* off he goes with his body surfing maneuvers...bending left...bending right...very very exciting...
His passion for water and surfing came about when he was swimming down south from Singapore to Australia - immigrant..
Merv pratically stay with us in Norman Street. I could use a guy (no..i'm not gay..i love PUNANI..) around else i'll have to start to sit and pee...wear tampons...and share experience in shaving my legs and all...and let's not forget...he has a CAR..
Actually..come to think of it...i don't really remember why he move in with us to Norman Street. Perhaps someone can clarify later.
Anyway, with Merv around means another smoking buddy...We dun smoke in the house but outside. Everytime we smoke...we'll bring along a football (not those brainless australian footie football - but the EPL type...soccer??...Arsenal..Liverpool..) to kick around.
Sometimes Housemate No 1 and 2 would join us. Not for smoke but just chit chat...catch some fresh air..(yea right..we're smoking here and u wanna catch some fresh air?). I remember once where Juls and Je decided to give the ball a kick and so it goes...
Juls: looking sharp and concentratiing hard on the ball....focus...begins to move forward...speed increased...*BAMM......*...ball still remains where it was..*speechless*
Je: again..being the liverfool..i mean...liverPOOL fanatic...oh..did i mentioned that Je has a limited edition (1000 piece world wide - Je's numbered 967/1000) bra with owen's face on the left cup and fowler's face on the right cup of the bra. How the hell do i know all these shits??...we're affair partner mar...stay tune for "The adventure of Mr Chan and Je"
Back to the point...like juls...je looks ready and with a deep breath...*BAMMMM......* shit.....the ball movessss.....fuuuyoohhhh...but hey....who's slippar is this lar? koyak habis...
Juls: heyyyy......itu slippar i lar....limited edition "tat sing" slippar lar weiii....gone lar...
stay tune for my first impression of "The Noise"...
I'm Mr Chan signing off - ah Ju Ju...you dun understand..Ju Ju..
The "Company" = Merv - the immigrant from Singapore who surfs on most water surface - The beach, the pool, the tub, the basin, the pool of water on the road side..
The "Noise" = Kan na sai Carol - It is reported that, during the existent of Kan na sai Carol, the noise pollution in Western Australia increased by 40% of their average 15%. But the good news is, nobody needs the "News" on TV, Radio and other medias to get the latest hot and juicy gossips. All u have to do is call "1-800-Kan-na-sai"..
Being the only "penis" in the house, those "vaginas" knows that they have to do something about it and so, they introduce me to this tall, dark, nope..not so handsome (yea..i know..usually its tall, dark and handsome..but fuck...sorry dude) immigrant from Singapore - Mervyn aka Merv (pronounciation: Mmm...Er..FFffffffff.....).
My first impression of Merv :
Tall, dark..not so handsome, a little lansee..the type that u wanna slap repeatedly for fun sake. but once u get to know him...he's a very OK guy...and he has a car..wow...let's be nice to him..
He's in the same Uni (Curtin) as us but ain't doing the same course as me but same with either Housemate No 1 or 2 or both... i think...
He loves to surf...body surf...like i said...he surfs on any water surface - just pour a glass of water on the floor - "WATER..!!....*fiiiiiiiiieeeeeeessshhhh....*sound of Merv ripping off his shirt and pants*...but naked...grab his body board...running towards the helpless water on the floor...*in slow mo'*...from far..macam lar...David Hasselhoff...*chung chung.....chung chung....chung chung...(sound of his skinny ass bouncing up and down)...*flip flap....flip flap....flip flap...(sound of his penis slapping up and down) and *splaaaasssshhhh.....* off he goes with his body surfing maneuvers...bending left...bending right...very very exciting...
His passion for water and surfing came about when he was swimming down south from Singapore to Australia - immigrant..
Merv pratically stay with us in Norman Street. I could use a guy (no..i'm not gay..i love PUNANI..) around else i'll have to start to sit and pee...wear tampons...and share experience in shaving my legs and all...and let's not forget...he has a CAR..
Actually..come to think of it...i don't really remember why he move in with us to Norman Street. Perhaps someone can clarify later.
Anyway, with Merv around means another smoking buddy...We dun smoke in the house but outside. Everytime we smoke...we'll bring along a football (not those brainless australian footie football - but the EPL type...soccer??...Arsenal..Liverpool..) to kick around.
Sometimes Housemate No 1 and 2 would join us. Not for smoke but just chit chat...catch some fresh air..(yea right..we're smoking here and u wanna catch some fresh air?). I remember once where Juls and Je decided to give the ball a kick and so it goes...
Juls: looking sharp and concentratiing hard on the ball....focus...begins to move forward...speed increased...*BAMM......*...ball still remains where it was..*speechless*
Je: again..being the liverfool..i mean...liverPOOL fanatic...oh..did i mentioned that Je has a limited edition (1000 piece world wide - Je's numbered 967/1000) bra with owen's face on the left cup and fowler's face on the right cup of the bra. How the hell do i know all these shits??...we're affair partner mar...stay tune for "The adventure of Mr Chan and Je"
Back to the point...like juls...je looks ready and with a deep breath...*BAMMMM......* shit.....the ball movessss.....fuuuyoohhhh...but hey....who's slippar is this lar? koyak habis...
Juls: heyyyy......itu slippar i lar....limited edition "tat sing" slippar lar weiii....gone lar...
stay tune for my first impression of "The Noise"...
I'm Mr Chan signing off - ah Ju Ju...you dun understand..Ju Ju..
3 Comments:
Yes yes.. I shall comment about my dark, tall (not very) and handsome (also not very.. a bit la) 'Company' in my next, next blog..
Kanina.. lemme finish my Haunting Part II can or not?
eh... pls also wrtie bout how this 'company' leave a terrible smell in the house each time he shit?!?!? gosh!!!
yes...as we all know..
only housemate no. 2 does not leave any smell after she shit...
OK now...tell us..c;mon...what's the secret..c'mon...really..how did u do it...c'mon..
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