Thursday, May 08, 2008

My name is Maximus...but just call me MAX..

Yup...i know...its been long since my last post...the usual la...busy ma...heheheh...(i wonder how long can i use this excuse)..but anyway...

Allow me to introduce, the new "member" of "the usual gangs of idiots"..

MAXIMUS...

Yeah...sounds great huh?...but really..he's not..and he's a numbskull..

Max - the golden retriever (Ahem..*proud*) is the replacement of Pebbles (the COCK-er, who is now in doggy heaven being showered everyday with doggy snacks..."we miss you dearly and you will always have a place in our heart")

Max loves nibbling stuff...he'll start to nibble anything on his sight and within his reach...for example..

My coffee table: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)
My dining table: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)
My arms: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)
Cherrie's arm: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)
Cherrie's nipple: ALMOST...(..*phew..*) and that's for me to nibble, k Max??..k??..deal??..
My cock: STILL INTACT...(*..phew..*)
My shoe rack: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)

Anyway, you get the picture right..a real destroyer..until the extend that i have to use "minyak cap kapak" to scare the fucker by applying it on all of the "hot-spot" or perhaps "Max's spot"..well..at least it works...for now...

Here are some pics taken especially for Auntie Julz & Handsome...

huh??.

check out the "flying" ear!!

Max and his "Kong"

Getting curious with his new toy

"..eh..not nice one..fuck it la.."

getting grounded for his "No Retreat..No Surrender" on nibbling my furnitures, limbs, etc policy and law.

still being grounded...no toys, no snacks, no pee-pee, no poo-poo..

"ZzzzZZzzZzzzZzz...."

"Yay...Aunt Je to the rescue..!!"

"No Retreat...No Surrender"...THAT...is Max's LAW!...

More pics on the way...

2 Comments:

Anonymous proud parents... awww.. said...

Hahahaha... "No Retreat.. No Surrender.."

THAT I cannot teach Handsome.. as it is... He's already "No pain.. No fear.."

Minyak Cap Kapak... eh that's a new one.. I use cheap white vinegar for Handsome.. poured into spray bottle.. those for spraying plants kind.. He hates the smell of the stuff. Works for a while.. but have to keep spraying from time to time.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous eye witness said...

i was there... i saw how max claw at everything. he welcomed me by leaving me some bite marks. tx a lot, buddy. good thing no need to go for a jab. ;) but so cute! feels like squeezing him especially his fatty legs.

2:46 PM  

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