Untuk Mat-Mat Rempit Sekalian
Ok la.. so we all neh blog very long d… we know, we know.. dun blame any one of us la.. we all very busy people mah.. Sumore nowadays a lot has changed, u know.
Speaking 'bout change.. let’s get an update on what has actually changed.
Ok..
Mr. Chan, changed job.. (u say .. “Yeah so what? Change job oni mah.. very big change meh?) Well, the big change is not the job.. the big change is the one that came WITH the job. Lemme explain… *ahem* Because Mr. Chan is now in the banking industry, his company does not allow him to come online no more.. sum stupid rule about security, pornography, chatting and internet police la. Anyhow, because he’s not allowed to come online no more, it means he can’t chat no more. So yeah, Mr. Chan now lives in the Stoneage where he draws cows and buffaloes on cave walls for self- amusement during work hours. Sounds so advanced hor?
Thus leading to the next change… Je is lonely. Yes, the poor girl is so lonely, since Mr. Chan is no longer online to amuse her, she also has to amuse herself. And how does she do that? By talking to her bestest friend in the world.. Camel. What would they talk about then? Well, their topics range from the Gobi Desert to the Sahara to the Middle East and back again. Honestly, I don’t know what they talk about la, simply because I also have not been online.. which then leads me to the last and biggest change of all.
I’m going to Beijing. Yes, by the time this post gets discovered, I would already have flown off (wah.. damn drama, like suicide note like that). I am going to start a new life and a new job. It’s all in all scary, exciting, daunting and intriguing. I really have no words to describe how I feel about going.. cuz I really dun know.. Haha.. when Je asked me how I feel, I told her, I feel like I’m going on a holiday. That’s all.. no pressure, no stress, just going on a holiday.. Mr. Chan says that it hasn’t sunk in yet, wait till I wake up one morning 2 weeks from now, oni THEN I’ll realize what I have done, and where I have gone. Haha… well when that happens, you guys will receive tones of sms-es from me la.. telling u that I miss u loads and shit like that.
So, yeah la, this Idiot from the Usual Gang of Idiots is going to be posted in Beijing and soon you’ll hear what this Idiot did in Beijing la. For sure got funny story one, since this Idiot dun know how to ‘jiang hwa yu’.
Oh.. one more big change for the 4 of us (including the aged EJ) we’re now no longer EX-housemates…
Kita s’krang dah jadi Mat Rempit! Which brings me to my last words here in Malaysia…
Yo member! Continue to rempit the good race! Ingat krome motor tu biar beling-beling (bling-bling) yer! Beling sampai aku kat Beijing pun nampak! (Mat) Rock on! Remmm… remm…. Reeeeeeemmmm.. Piiiiiiitt!
Till then, this is Mat Rempit #1 signing off. Peace!
Speaking 'bout change.. let’s get an update on what has actually changed.
Ok..
Mr. Chan, changed job.. (u say .. “Yeah so what? Change job oni mah.. very big change meh?) Well, the big change is not the job.. the big change is the one that came WITH the job. Lemme explain… *ahem* Because Mr. Chan is now in the banking industry, his company does not allow him to come online no more.. sum stupid rule about security, pornography, chatting and internet police la. Anyhow, because he’s not allowed to come online no more, it means he can’t chat no more. So yeah, Mr. Chan now lives in the Stoneage where he draws cows and buffaloes on cave walls for self- amusement during work hours. Sounds so advanced hor?
Thus leading to the next change… Je is lonely. Yes, the poor girl is so lonely, since Mr. Chan is no longer online to amuse her, she also has to amuse herself. And how does she do that? By talking to her bestest friend in the world.. Camel. What would they talk about then? Well, their topics range from the Gobi Desert to the Sahara to the Middle East and back again. Honestly, I don’t know what they talk about la, simply because I also have not been online.. which then leads me to the last and biggest change of all.
I’m going to Beijing. Yes, by the time this post gets discovered, I would already have flown off (wah.. damn drama, like suicide note like that). I am going to start a new life and a new job. It’s all in all scary, exciting, daunting and intriguing. I really have no words to describe how I feel about going.. cuz I really dun know.. Haha.. when Je asked me how I feel, I told her, I feel like I’m going on a holiday. That’s all.. no pressure, no stress, just going on a holiday.. Mr. Chan says that it hasn’t sunk in yet, wait till I wake up one morning 2 weeks from now, oni THEN I’ll realize what I have done, and where I have gone. Haha… well when that happens, you guys will receive tones of sms-es from me la.. telling u that I miss u loads and shit like that.
So, yeah la, this Idiot from the Usual Gang of Idiots is going to be posted in Beijing and soon you’ll hear what this Idiot did in Beijing la. For sure got funny story one, since this Idiot dun know how to ‘jiang hwa yu’.
Oh.. one more big change for the 4 of us (including the aged EJ) we’re now no longer EX-housemates…
Kita s’krang dah jadi Mat Rempit! Which brings me to my last words here in Malaysia…
Yo member! Continue to rempit the good race! Ingat krome motor tu biar beling-beling (bling-bling) yer! Beling sampai aku kat Beijing pun nampak! (Mat) Rock on! Remmm… remm…. Reeeeeeemmmm.. Piiiiiiitt!
Till then, this is Mat Rempit #1 signing off. Peace!
6 Comments:
Hahahaha!! Super fannie man the blog. Keep it up for all the good rempit days!! Too bad for me as I now am officially the bestest friend camel can ever find. I guess Mr. Chan can include a drawing of camel on his wall too.
Bye Juls.... Till we meet again..
Eh why oni Je comment one? Why Caveman neh comment one? Allo.. dunno how to type on the comp also can at least draw the comment on Paint and email to me isn't Mr Chan?
Yeah la Je confirm la.. u and Camel now have to be bestest frens in the world d la.. U can start drinking water from her humps..
hey hey hey...
Its sad to be in the "stone age" ok??...by the way...its turning into "ice age" now as the air conditioning is freakin cold..
Juls..do keep in touch and keep us updated with your events and shits in beijing aight? Me and Je will miss you loadz!!..
Also, i remember you promising to write to us when you arrive..now it has been almost a week you're there and not a single SMS or emails...sigh..back to the ol juls eh??..
I'M FUCKING FREE...WOOHOOOO...
ANYWAY..i know i have not been blogging..and actually..i plan to put up a blog for you before you leave but did not have the chance as i come home kinda late at night and gotta help Clarissa with her works lately..so...
I'll blog ... i'll blog...dun worry..hehehehe...
at the mean time..
JOM RemPIT!!!!!...breng..breng..brenng.....breeeeeennnnnggggg....REM REM REM REM REM PIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT...
Eh hallo... dun scold before u find out the truth ok.. U asked Je.. I have been talking to her and I even sms her k.
U're the one who is ketinggalan zaman. So u jangan cakap banyak-banyak. Cepat berlog.
Eh.. kanasai ar... U say i neh wrte u email... then when I do.. NOBODY replies!
Eh Eh...
i did not receive your emails or SMS lor...how to reply?...
U sure u got the right email add or not??..
Not sure about Je but i DID NOT get any emails from ya...maybe i'm not so important...:(
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