still the usual gang of idiots (just older): May 2008

The Quake

Dear friends,

Yes, there was a quake. No, I din feel anything. Yes, I am fine. Just in case you were worried.

But I do have sad news to tell you. Today, on the day of the earthquake, all my hopes and dreams have been dashed, destroyed, gone with the wind. Why? Because my dog.. an animal.. which was suppose to alert me before a natural disaster strikes... was sound asleep AND snoring.. before, during AND after the quake.

My hope for Handsome was that he will one day, repay all my love by saving my life in a brave and dramatic manner.. But.. after today.. I have decided to accept reality.. that he will never save my life.. Instead, I will have to save his.. and after that.. I have to feed him and pick up his poop sumore.

Sigh.. dear friends.. Handsome = 1 word.. FAIL.

Naked.. shaved.. and wet

If none of my previous blogs got your attention, I'm very sure I have it ALL right now..

So who is naked you ask? Is it.. Mr. Chan *vomit*? Is it Je *hmm.. wink wink*? Or.. is it Jules *...*? What if I tell you that it is none of the above..

Yes... the naked pics I am gonna show you is of......... HANDSOME! Excited or not? Excited or not? *sound of crickets in background*

Anyway.. just take a look la.. since you're already on this webpage.

Ok.. ok.. before anybody starts saying that I'm cruel la, heartless la.. what la what la.. JUST because I shaved my dog.. I have my reason.. Its because it's now too hot here. He's suffering under all his thick fur... so shaving him makes him more comfortable.

Why the stripe, you ask? Well.... Funny ma.. damn nice to point and laugh at the naughty lil fucker. In fact he looks so funny, that, everybody at the petshop, pointed and laughed at him once he was done.. AND... even the girl shaving him.. couldn't stop smiling while she was doing her job.. AHahahaahaha... yes.. he looks THAT funny! I think the pictures don't do him justice... Hahaha.... If he meets Max now.. I'm sure Max will run away..

My name is Maximus...but just call me MAX..

Yup...i know...its been long since my last post...the usual la...busy ma...heheheh...(i wonder how long can i use this excuse)..but anyway...

Allow me to introduce, the new "member" of "the usual gangs of idiots"..

MAXIMUS...

Yeah...sounds great huh?...but really..he's not..and he's a numbskull..

Max - the golden retriever (Ahem..*proud*) is the replacement of Pebbles (the COCK-er, who is now in doggy heaven being showered everyday with doggy snacks..."we miss you dearly and you will always have a place in our heart")

Max loves nibbling stuff...he'll start to nibble anything on his sight and within his reach...for example..

My coffee table: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)
My dining table: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)
My arms: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)
Cherrie's arm: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)
Cherrie's nipple: ALMOST...(..*phew..*) and that's for me to nibble, k Max??..k??..deal??..
My cock: STILL INTACT...(*..phew..*)
My shoe rack: GONE (with tooth marks all over the place)

Anyway, you get the picture right..a real destroyer..until the extend that i have to use "minyak cap kapak" to scare the fucker by applying it on all of the "hot-spot" or perhaps "Max's spot"..well..at least it works...for now...

Here are some pics taken especially for Auntie Julz & Handsome...