Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The Fake Juls

Of late, a lot of things took place. Juls decided to further her career elsewhere. Somewhere far. Not Balakong or Stone Elephant. Some place where airport is the only place to go to get to her destination. Some place where she cna't even speak the languages. No no... she's not going to Timbaktu. A nice place she can blend in easily if she doesn't open her mouth.

Her love life has also taken another route... for the better. No no... she's not getting married. She's just making right some of the wrongs she did or did not do previously. All in all, it turns out pretty well for her.

Anyway, because of all these changes, Juls has been consistent in hanging out with her long forgotten ex-housemates. She would make plans to surprise Mr. Chan on his birthday and she would even invite both Mr. Chan and Je to yum cha on her own birthday to surprise herself. She buys her friends goodies to ensure that they do not ditch her. Well, to a certain extend, she's deprived of a lot of things - friends, mamak, shopping and sex. However, the changes have been really good to her and of course her dearly beloved friends. She even talk very often on msn with her ex-housemates although most of the time there ain't much to talk about. Previously the inconsistent Juls has been changed to a fun, carefree and consistent Juls. All her friends love her even more now.

Just when Je thought everything is finally fine and dandy, Mr. Chan on ther other hand experience some changes too. He also decides to further his career elsewhere. Not as far as Juls but far enough for him. He will no longer get to enjoy warm home-cooked food and getting up early and finishing work late will be a norm pretty soon. Stress will be his new best friend and office politics will be his top priority.

In the process of switching over to the new place, Mr. Chan experience some changes as well. He has to make sure that his current job has a predecesor and he also has to make sure that all his jobs are handed over properly. At least that's what he said to all his friends. How true? You be the judge. As a result of his busy schedule, he has neglected all his friends. The consistent Mr. Chan has been turned into an inconsistent one. How? An example is below:

Je was trying to make conversation with him via the msn. Now that he's too busy to even meet up, Je tries her best to still keep him in the loop. So she msn-ed him.

Je: Yo! Wassup dog!
Manson: (15 mins later) sup sup!
Je: Lama tarak borak.
Manson: (15 mins later) busy ler...
Je: Aicho... busy also must have time to say hello mar
Manson: (Away for half an hour) Sorry lor. Work has been hell for me. I can't even leave the company as scheduled now.

This is the kind of conversation both Je and Mr. Chan had. Juls on the other hand is also faced with similar treatment. She will also try and make conversation with Mr. Chan only to find him replying after 2 hours with just one letter 'k'. Kinda pathetic don't you think? Well, being friends, I mean good friends, actually more than good friends, both Juls and Je try their very best to accomodate.

One day, while Je and Juls having their normal conversation via msn....

Juls: Eh, you think today Mr. Chan will talk more to us?
Je: Not too sure... he's usually feeding the mozzies or too busy to talk to any of us.
Juls: I msn him earlier. Neh reply. Some more we're supposed to be fcuk buddies...
Je: So much for having affair with him. Let me try and see...

Je opened a fresh window and started to make conversation with him...

Je: Wei... ini hari sangat sombong arr??
Mr. Chan: Tarak sombong la... Manyak busy...
Je: You everytime also busy lately.. And sometimes you never reply me...
Mr. Chan: (After half an hour) I was not at my place mar..
Je: Wah.. you go away so long also never tell... You know what you have become? You have turned yourself into Juls!!
Mr. Chan: Eh eh...
Je: You fake Juls. And on the other hand, Juls has become you. Now, she's the fake Mr. Chan. You guys have switch places is it?
Mr. Chan: Eh... don't lebih....
Je: So now you have start wearing skirt so that we all can recognize you and start calling you Juls!! And Juls is now the macho man. She is the fake Mr. Chan and you the fake Juls!!

So, Je related the whole conversation with the real Juls and started a series of debate, teasing and lotsa fun!! Hammett, on the other hand who came to know about the fake Juls thingy teased him about skirts sales at Zara, which obiviously irritated him to the max. Not forgetting some push-up bras and some sexy lingerie. I wonder what his gf would think of him now. So much for being oblivious to his friends.

As for his love life, nothing much have changed. Only that, as of today, he has decided to marry his one and only true love.... (Mind you, this love cost him 9G's).

More story up and coming...

Till then... this is ex-housemate #2 signing off. Take care of yourself and... each other.