Handsome - The Fashion Shoot

So.. looks like this blog is gonna become Julie's blog eh?

More like Julie's blog about Handsome..

Anyway, can't help it, cuz he's funny and a clown.

Recently my friend send me some doggy clothes she bought from Thailand, Chatuchak Market to be more specific, she says there are tonnes of nice things for pets there.. So Mr. Chan, if ever you go on holiday to Bang-cock.. you might wanna visit Chatuchak Market.. well, not for Max.. cuz it's too bloody hot to make dogs wear clothes in KL.. but for your godson here. Haha.. Handsome thanks you in advanced.

So, Handsome received some clothes.. he's had some old ones.. but well.. he's grown a lot since then.. and the only part of him that can fit into his old clothes right now, is his 'tai pei' or we like to call it, 'chu tui', pig's thigh. Which I will attempt to show you in the following pictures of Handsome's Fashion Shoot.

The outfit: Camo-print overalls by Doggy Dolly

'Blue Steel'



















Macho



















Dunggu



















Being a poser is hard work..


























































Macam 'melankolik'..













Staring into the distance...



















Stare until sleepy...



















































The famous and very 'yuk kan' 'tui'...














Yes, yes, I know he's only wearing one outfit, but that was the one he looked funniest in. And besides, it was hell trying to get him to wear the t-shirt. By my standards, even getting him to wear the overalls were already a big, huge achievement.. so.. if you wanna complain that my fashion shoot bluff people because got only one outfit, you can take your complains and shove it. Either that or, YOU come and try to make the lil fucker wear the t-shirt.

And YES, I know the brand sounds very gay.. But well, maybe I shall now teach him how to do Mr. Chan's 'Sebastion'.. Or maybe Mr. Chan can teach Max how to do..

all by myself...

It is oni NOW that I realize the World Wide Web is such a lonely place.. So lonely in fact, that I have half the heart to actually gossip.. with CAMEL!

But no.. don't worry.. I'm not THAT desperate YET..

Instead, I have decided to put my usual 'jelita chat time' to good use, by updating all you super free wankers who have nothing to do, but, not only read this nonsense of a blog, but ALSO check regularly whether there are new entries or not. (yes.. I am talking about YOU.. no use denying it.. just admit it, you're addicted to this blog)

Well, to date we've got one (upcoming) wedding and a funeral.. Lemme elaborate.

1) Je's getting hitched

To all of you who still don't know that.. Yes.. she's officially off the market.. sorry boys..

And not only that.. Our very own Jelita Ling was also featured in her bestest friend's blog.. And I gotta say this.. Very few people actually make it into that blog, cuz you've gotta be either, a) sleeping with her, b) the person who offended her in some way or other, c) her bestest friend. And clearly, Jelita Ling fits the bill for option C.

You see, Je is well known to be everybody's bestest friend. For some reason or other, all the weirdos just LOVE her.. (except you EJ, you're not a weirdo... really).

Ok ok.. some of you will now be thinking.. "Shit.. is she talking about me?" Well don't plan to shoot me yet. Cuz chances are, the weirdos won't realize I'm talking about them.. and if you are questioning if YOU yourself are the weirdo.. then chances are.. you're not. Kapish?

Ok so where was I? OH yeah.. Everybody loves Je.. Yes they do.. The good and the bad.. The weird and the normal.. Which kinda makes Je a freak show. The weird are the performers, and the normal go there to see (the weird) and Je is the ringmaster. Anyway, having said all that, the usual gang just have to thank Je for embracing her destiny and for taking one for the team.. We love u Je, you know we do.. Don't we Mr. Chan? Cuz if not for her, we'd be the freak show. *high 5*

Oh and congratulations Je on getting hitched (and on being the first of us to get hitched).. hope your love is as perfect here as it is in heaven, (or something like that, was too lazy to look it up.. from the said blog of your bestest friend)

2) Pebbles

The Usual Gang would like to extend our solemnest condolences to Mr. Chan and Cherry for the lost of their puppy cocker spaniel, Pebbles.

To Pebbles,

Though you were part of the Usual Gang only for a week, your presence will be sorely missed. We hope you're happy and free of pain in doggy heaven and we wish you an endless supply of snacks, doggy treats and cuddles, wherever you are.

xx,
Your Usual Gang Aunties and Uncles

3) "Lonely.. Oh so lonely.."

Haha.. no pun intended.. Je you know what I mean. Mr. Chan, when you're free we'll let you in on it.

So, am left alone in the world wide web.

As usual Mr. Chan is no where to be seen, and Je.. well, Je has taken a sabbatical from work AND from my msn chat list. She's no longer online and we have ceased to have our daily dosage of gossip, cock tok and so on and so forth.

Do I miss her? Well of course I do.. (altogether now, awwwwwwwwwwwwwww) do I miss Mr. Chan? Well, that ship sailed LONG ago.. and we've accepted the fact that it's never coming back. So no.. dun miss Mr. Chan.. (altogether now, awwwwwwwwwwww.. I mean, the bad kinda awww)

Yeap.. so like that la, That's all for the updates, I guess one of the surest ways to get Jules to blog is to bore her.. Bore her to blog as opposed to bore her to death..

So, blog d la.. now can please come back online and entertain me?