An update for Mr. Caveman Cherry Picking Chan

So time flies as always. Another month passed without much happening for the three ex-housemates. Though world’s apart, they continue to keep the friendships going. Just the other day, Juls reminded Je about how weird their ‘threesome’ relationship turns out to be.

Juls: Come to think of it… We’re not really best friends but yet at the same time, we just get each other. Even after we don’t so each other for a long time.
Je: Uh-huh. Otherwise we won’t call ourselves idiots right?
Juls: Haha! What weird relationships we have. Come together only like we never left Perth.
Je: That’s what makes us one of a kind.
Juls: It’s like we’ll know what each other will say next.
Je: Awww….
Juls: Awww… so mushy.
Je: Isnt’ life wonderful?
Juls: So touching.
Je: Yeah.
Juls: Wanna go touch Mr. Chan now?
Je: Sure.
Juls: This kinda friendship can last forever.
Je: Mr. Chan doesn’t realize what he’s missing.
Juls: Oh yeah. The last I heard he’s gone cherry picking.
Je: Yeah right. He’s homeless now so he roams the street to find walls to draw. We call it vandalism. He calls it art.
Juls: Haha! That’s so mean. But I like.

And so it was for poor Caveman Cherry Picking Chan, homeless as his cave is flooded with the downpour that happened not too long ago.

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Anyway, recently some ‘intruder’ visited Juls in BJ. If you remember from the previous blogs, there was an intruder besides the three housemates. I mean four housemates. This ‘intruder’ likes to surf. Drop a glass of water on the floor and you see him jumping for it with or without his suit. He did not go to BJ just to see Juls but to work.

Before he even gets to BJ, he drops Juls a few sms-es asking her to meet up with him. And Juls, being the nice lady politely refuse him. The day of his arrival came and Juls found out from him that he’s just staying at the hotel near her workplace. And again, he asks Juls if she free to meet up.

Intruder: Hi! Free to catch up?
Juls: Very busy. Don’t think so.
Intruder: Hey, I’ve got an idea! Why don’t you stay over at my place and we can catch up all night long.
Juls: Wow! That’s wonderful. No! What do you take me for? What? Stay over? So easy? You think I work 'part time' at night as well? Beijing got a lot fo pretty girl go find yourself one?
Intruder: Sorry. I didn’t mean anything from my invitation. What u thinking? I just thought since during the day you not free can catch up at night ma
Juls: Oh pls! I know you too well! You’re not that simple. Don’t hide behind being nice when you are a wolf in sheep’s skin.
Intruder: Could you please relax?
Juls: No I can't relax... cuz it's u.. and knowing u... it’s not that simple.. Gosh some things never change.. still dunno the meaning of respect.
Intruder: Like I said, I did not mean anything.
Juls: There are many ways to meet up.. I dun have to stay over!

Flashback:
Intruder and Juls were once ‘room mates’ in good ol’ Perth. They had a contract or some sort. “We stay together happily for now and we go separate ways after Perth”. Because of the contract, whatever the Intruder wants, Juls will give, including washing his undies and bringing his slippers. The rest of us housemates couldn’t say anything to her as she enjoys doing all that. But, something happened after we left Perth and they never did meet up or catch up or keep in touch until recently of course.

Juls have moved on in her life. Move to a new place, not forgetting a new country, single. And the Intruder found out that she’s in BJ and single took the opportunity to fly there for ‘work’ but in actual fact, he wants to ‘catch up’ with Juls. He believes that it’s fate that the company has to send him over to BJ to work for a month. And he believes that he could patch things up with Juls. Fat chance! At least for now.

Since the Intruder couldn’t get through to Juls, he decided to talk to Je about it.

Intruder: Hey, she super sensitive man i will not be meeting Juls anymore freaking irritated by her! Asked her if she day time not free maybe if she dun mind can come over stay for a nite. Then she say I dun respect her and say I not that simple.
Je: Why did you invite her to stay over at your place in the first place?
Intruder: No lah I invited her coz she keep saying she very busy. My bed so big.
Je: Eh, hello. She is a girl la. What kinda message you sending to her by inviting her over to sleep on your very big bed?
Intruder: But I already said I’m sorry mar.
Je: Well yeah. But she’s already offended by you.
Intruder: Then just forget it. I’ll treat her like she never exists.
Je: Ok lor. If you say so.
Intruder: Then what are you suggesting?
Je: I’m not suggesting anything. You said you wanna treat her like she doesnt’t exist, so be it.
Intruder: All I ever wanted is to keep in touch with her. Just wanna catch up. Why she has to treat me like that?
Je: Some times when someone is hurt, the scars remain forever.
Intruder: I’ll drop her a message later. If she still cari pasal, I’ll just forget it.
Je: Up to you.

Of course Juls came to know of the whole story she was super pissed. Well, all these issues are part of life. Or else, there’s nothing else to blog about. No gossips, no stories, no nothing. Life would be extremely boring talking about Camel only.

So here it is, another update from the three idiots.

Until next time, this is “caught in between” signing off. Be good boys and girls!